Austin
@austinsharp.bsky.social
Environmental and emergency response consulting, GIS/data visualization, Little Caesars consumer
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Feels like I’m aiming for a moving target here
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Feels like I’m aiming for a moving target here
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November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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ole miss job is now spoken for
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ole miss job is now spoken for
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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unfortunately anyone named Penny will also have to be removed from circulation
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
unfortunately anyone named Penny will also have to be removed from circulation
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
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one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses
Video of members of the community yelling towards Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and federal officers while they conduct an immigration enforcement action Friday in Waukegan.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses
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Opening NBA highlights tonight:
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Opening NBA highlights tonight:
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The moment Wrexham took the lead at high-flying Middlesbrough, with Rog and Tomi at the scene 🐲
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The moment Wrexham took the lead at high-flying Middlesbrough, with Rog and Tomi at the scene 🐲
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Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.
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The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
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It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
Neco Williams looks like Robb Stark
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Neco Williams looks like Robb Stark
Finally finished both The Wire and The Sopranos this month, after years of intermittent binging.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally finished both The Wire and The Sopranos this month, after years of intermittent binging.
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Orna what the hell
September 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Orna what the hell
I have to show my hands like a card dealer at a casino to get my dogs to leave me alone after I’m done eating.
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have to show my hands like a card dealer at a casino to get my dogs to leave me alone after I’m done eating.
Valkyries shooting the hell out of the ball. Must be something in the water out in San Fran.
September 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Valkyries shooting the hell out of the ball. Must be something in the water out in San Fran.
Alright, let’s get it #BrentfordFC #BRECHE
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alright, let’s get it #BrentfordFC #BRECHE
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u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh