Aubrey Jones
aubreyjones.bsky.social
Aubrey Jones
@aubreyjones.bsky.social
Genderqueer, anarchist, autistic author of pulp fantasy; a deserter from the trenches of tech; addicted to making. (they/any)

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Idle Hands
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🌈 Queer femme protagonist
✨ (Queer trans author)
🔬 Brilliant scientist
💔 Betrayal
😈 Deal with the Devil
🔥 Dramatic infernal powers
🔫 Tight gunplay
🩸 Bloody revenge
💸 Anti-capitalist
🔔 Philadelphia
🧠 Neurodivergent characters
🌟 (ND author)
🌶️ Dash of spice
🖤 Gritty, sensual noir
Idle Hands -- The Jackson Grey Situation #1 by Aubrey Jones
A neo-noir urban fantasy of rebellion, rage, pleasure, and infernal power.
aubreyjones.itch.io
To be clear, if your parents named you Christopher and you *go by* Topher or Chris or Rist or Stoph or any other part of your name--or any other name--that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm just talking about US parental habits and sticking kids with weird names (I know about this personally).
American individualism is so weird. We've got thousands of parents desperate so desperate for their child to be unique that they saddle them with abominations like Bradleigh and Topher.

Meanwhile the half-billion dudes named Ali seem to be doing just fine.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm on a lot of cat groups on facebook. I love when people post a blurry picture of a streak across the floor and are like, "This is George! I opened the door to take out the trash, and he shot inside and started eating the dog's food. He lives here now and I would kill for him."
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
American individualism is so weird. We've got thousands of parents desperate so desperate for their child to be unique that they saddle them with abominations like Bradleigh and Topher.

Meanwhile the half-billion dudes named Ali seem to be doing just fine.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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If cops can shoot you for even seeming to hold a gun, you have no right to bear arms
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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A beautiful #vuvla illustration by the ever so talented @arte-ngarcia.bsky.social 🫶🏻🌸🌷
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Private equity investors are basically just muggers. Smug, ignorant fucks with no more business sense than any other thief.
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.

Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.

Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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I really respect how much American corporations are committed to killing their customers unless absolutely forced not to.
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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"The bulldozing of Muslim homes is showing that India is “transitioning pretty brazenly into a criminal Hindu fascist enterprise”, says author Arundhati Roy"
Arundhati Roy: 'India is becoming a Hindu fascist enterprise' | #ajopinion
YouTube video by Al Jazeera English
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Capitalists have enough money that they - and their decedents - never have to work in any way, instead living off the interest of their capital and investments.
If this is not you, you are not capitalist ruling class, you are a worker.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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🕯️Russia killed Natalia Khodemchuk, the widow of Valeriy Khodemchuk, the first victim of Chornobyl disaster.

A Russian drone struck the woman's apartment in Kyiv. Natalia was hospitalized with burns to 45% of her body. She died in the hospital this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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A darker one today’s #WIPSnips. A glimpse into why Alitzah is so focused on revenge. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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This is the advancement of a police state. It’s a one-stop shop for Miller’s authoritarian regime.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Burn it ALL DOWN
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Welcome to the weekend! Did you know we're now halfway through #AMoRaR?

We're starting the day with a spotlight on Ephemera by @ruthmiranda.bsky.social, the 2nd book in the Mythos trilogy that began with Witch Craft, a story of magic and mystery:

www.readindiefantasy.com/a-spotlight-...
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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When you wonder where the Nazis got their ideas from… 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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FANTASY/ULTIMA4.GIF
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Somebody casually called me "they" in conversation and... y'all didn't tell me it felt good for people to see you.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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#WIPSnips *progress*
This is an after school special level of a plan
#lesfic #sapphic
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I try to write believable dystopian fiction and meanwhile Americans are inventing daily torment nexi
I see no way this can go poorly
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's extra fun because it's easy, but difficult to market because it's grey market and unethical (no part is illegal, though).

Living my best cyberpunk life.
If I could figure out how to get more of the work I'm doing right now, I'd be so fucking set.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM