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I don't know how I got here. Mostly following things in the miniature and art spaces to stave off boredom at work, don't expect many skeets.
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potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese

cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I very seriously want people to be rude, mean and strict about AI.

See a YouTuber using AI? Tell them you hate it and unsubscribe.
See an artist using AI? Tell them to fuck off and block.
See a friend posting AI memes/vids? Call them out.

Ruffle feathers. Debate it. Hate it. Bury it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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PLAYTESTERS NEEDED! 💥 We welcome players of all backgrounds, skill levels, and genre preferences. Join to try early in-development builds, share your feedback, and help shape the future of Remedy's games.

Sign up now: https://remedyplaytesting.firstlook.gg/signup/playtester

#gamedev #playtest
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Feels like this is probably the ideal year to stop even hate-watching and live-posting the game awards. I feel like we can exercise that amount of restraint and self-love, yeah?
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺

Now this... now this is one helluva clever billboard ad for the original release of Alan Wake on Xbox 360 in May 2010.

Top marks for whoever came up with it.
December 23, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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fuck microsoft teams all my homies hate microsoft teams
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Birthday Boy
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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😘😘😘
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Happy Birthday, Final Fantasy IX! Released in North America 25 years ago today on November 14th, 2000!

A return to the high fantasy of older Final Fantasy games, giving us some of the most beloved characters in the franchise and, uh, an infamous PlayOnline guide book, aha.

Much love for FF9. 💜
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Happy 25th anniversary to Final Fantasy IX, my favorite game of all time ❤️

Still chasing that high.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I won Judge's Choice in this year's Armies on Parade! Thank you to Dan for the nomination and the kind words! #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures #warhammer40k
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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The Mightiest Beast of the Heretic's construction, not very good at racing but never stops trying anyway

For @fantastibad.bsky.social

#TrenchCrusade #HereticLegion
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Really proud to have collaborated on this. Please consider taking a look and backing!

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Sirens' Oath: Tides Turning by Twisted Spire - Gamefound
Embody myth, wield talisman miniatures, and unleash mermaid fury. Sirens’ Oath: Tides Turning is a one-shot tabletop game ritual for 3–5 players, where you and your coven of mermaid witches shape a ci...
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October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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your regular reminder that this company can get straight in the fuckin bin
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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On October 21st Lychee Slicer announced they are now selling AI Generated 3D models in an attempt to take money away from real artists. The AI generator is trained on on real models from real artists. Help us boycott and spread awareness.
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Hiss
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM