AttackResist
@attackresist.bsky.social
Mostly professional QA tester, science fan, dad, damn dirty librul
Flying through a smaller airport
Pros:
More convenient flight times
Closer to where you live
Easier to get in and out
Cons:
Fewer direct flights
Not many amenities
Every single adult in front of you has never been in an airport before
Pros:
More convenient flight times
Closer to where you live
Easier to get in and out
Cons:
Fewer direct flights
Not many amenities
Every single adult in front of you has never been in an airport before
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Flying through a smaller airport
Pros:
More convenient flight times
Closer to where you live
Easier to get in and out
Cons:
Fewer direct flights
Not many amenities
Every single adult in front of you has never been in an airport before
Pros:
More convenient flight times
Closer to where you live
Easier to get in and out
Cons:
Fewer direct flights
Not many amenities
Every single adult in front of you has never been in an airport before
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I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?
February 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?
I wish I could bottle the energy that just erupted from this small municipal gym on skate night when the DJ started playing Hot to Go.
February 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I wish I could bottle the energy that just erupted from this small municipal gym on skate night when the DJ started playing Hot to Go.
The maker of Quintumble has never celebrated Toyotathon and it shows.
February 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The maker of Quintumble has never celebrated Toyotathon and it shows.
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
We need a Tiger team to address the Leopards that are using Agile to eat our Government’s face.
February 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We need a Tiger team to address the Leopards that are using Agile to eat our Government’s face.
I knew it was a long shot, but earlier today I said out loud, “Computer, end simulation.”
The simulation did not end, and everyone in the coffee shop looked at me funny, but I tried to save the country, I really really tried!
The simulation did not end, and everyone in the coffee shop looked at me funny, but I tried to save the country, I really really tried!
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I knew it was a long shot, but earlier today I said out loud, “Computer, end simulation.”
The simulation did not end, and everyone in the coffee shop looked at me funny, but I tried to save the country, I really really tried!
The simulation did not end, and everyone in the coffee shop looked at me funny, but I tried to save the country, I really really tried!
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
“Still punk as fuck,” I say to myself as I contemplate how to topple fascist regimes before bed.
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“Still punk as fuck,” I say to myself as I contemplate how to topple fascist regimes before bed.
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
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Hi! I don’t need you to “retweet” a link to every awful thing he does or says.
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hi! I don’t need you to “retweet” a link to every awful thing he does or says.
Hear me out: workplace drama with the same wit and drama as the West Wing, but they’re allowed to say ‘fuck’, where Allison Janney, CCH Pounder, and Gates McFadden play the Secretary of State, Defense Secretary, and White House Chief of Staff respectively. Please, Aaron Sorkin, you’re my only hope.
December 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Hear me out: workplace drama with the same wit and drama as the West Wing, but they’re allowed to say ‘fuck’, where Allison Janney, CCH Pounder, and Gates McFadden play the Secretary of State, Defense Secretary, and White House Chief of Staff respectively. Please, Aaron Sorkin, you’re my only hope.
I tried making fancy, flaky salt for my partner as a Giftmas present, but failed somewhat dramatically. I put the now salt-encrusted dishes in the dishwasher because I had some extra room and it was easier than scraping and rinsing them. Every dish came out cleaner than the day I bought them. #Hack
December 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I tried making fancy, flaky salt for my partner as a Giftmas present, but failed somewhat dramatically. I put the now salt-encrusted dishes in the dishwasher because I had some extra room and it was easier than scraping and rinsing them. Every dish came out cleaner than the day I bought them. #Hack
Monday, 8:04 AM EST and I’m already as creeped out as I’m going to be for the rest of the week.
2yo: “The snowman is so happy it’s snowing! He’s catching it because the snow is like his skin! It makes him grow!”
Now I am imagining the Season of Flesh, when fresh globs of wet skin fall from the sky, the fleshpeople eagerly absorbing it to grow larger so they can survive the Melting Months
Now I am imagining the Season of Flesh, when fresh globs of wet skin fall from the sky, the fleshpeople eagerly absorbing it to grow larger so they can survive the Melting Months
December 16, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Monday, 8:04 AM EST and I’m already as creeped out as I’m going to be for the rest of the week.
YouTube: Ad blockers are evil! You’re taking money away from small, artisan content creators!
Also YouTube: Every other ad we show you will be for an ad block that also claims to work on this site.
Also YouTube: Every other ad we show you will be for an ad block that also claims to work on this site.
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
YouTube: Ad blockers are evil! You’re taking money away from small, artisan content creators!
Also YouTube: Every other ad we show you will be for an ad block that also claims to work on this site.
Also YouTube: Every other ad we show you will be for an ad block that also claims to work on this site.
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Vlado Chernozemski, who assassinated King Alexander I of Yugoslavia, belonged in his youth to a club that was devoted to a game of regicide.
In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.
In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.
December 10, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Vlado Chernozemski, who assassinated King Alexander I of Yugoslavia, belonged in his youth to a club that was devoted to a game of regicide.
In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.
In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.
Hear me out: A Zork TTRPG. Starter kit would come with an incorrect map, a few Zorkmid coins, and some other feelies. GM would be encouraged to be sarcastic and critical of player decisions, and at random intervals the players would have to do a dice role to determine if they encounter the thief.
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Hear me out: A Zork TTRPG. Starter kit would come with an incorrect map, a few Zorkmid coins, and some other feelies. GM would be encouraged to be sarcastic and critical of player decisions, and at random intervals the players would have to do a dice role to determine if they encounter the thief.
I can’t afford the toll to get on the high road.
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I can’t afford the toll to get on the high road.
I’ve never even heard this musical but I know this would be the greatest thing that ever happened.
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I’ve never even heard this musical but I know this would be the greatest thing that ever happened.
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of course it's the cop
This is loser behavior www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
December 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
of course it's the cop
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
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theonion.com/american-exp...
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
theonion.com/american-exp...
theonion.com/american-exp...
I like that Blue Sky defaults to showing me people I follow before thing things. And doesn’t apparently hide links from people’s feeds.
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I like that Blue Sky defaults to showing me people I follow before thing things. And doesn’t apparently hide links from people’s feeds.
I'll be throwing chairs today every time I am mildly inconvenienced, in his honor.
November 2, 2023 at 12:30 PM
I'll be throwing chairs today every time I am mildly inconvenienced, in his honor.
I Wish I’d Brought My Sunglasses: A Memoir
October 31, 2023 at 5:12 PM
I Wish I’d Brought My Sunglasses: A Memoir
The amount of people checking in on me since Matthew Perry’s death is shocking, weird, and touching. His humor lives on through streaming. Think I’ll load up Studio 60. Too many people slept on it, but it’s Sorkin’s best non-West Wing stuff, and @MatthewPerry’s best role IMHO.
October 29, 2023 at 11:49 PM
The amount of people checking in on me since Matthew Perry’s death is shocking, weird, and touching. His humor lives on through streaming. Think I’ll load up Studio 60. Too many people slept on it, but it’s Sorkin’s best non-West Wing stuff, and @MatthewPerry’s best role IMHO.