rapper john, m.c.
@atomicgiant.bsky.social
alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
Pinned
gradet.com
gradet.com
HI NEW FOLLOWERS!
A few things about me:
1. My feed is my cocktail party, act right or get blocked
2. Trans rights are human rights
3. Nazis can eat shit
4. I once highfived Joseph Gordon Levitt at the SNL afterparty
5. I’m open to work for yr writing/directing/producing/editing needs (gradet.com)
A few things about me:
1. My feed is my cocktail party, act right or get blocked
2. Trans rights are human rights
3. Nazis can eat shit
4. I once highfived Joseph Gordon Levitt at the SNL afterparty
5. I’m open to work for yr writing/directing/producing/editing needs (gradet.com)
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Brain: Little Richard Kind.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Brain: Little Richard Kind.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Giving Welcome to Derry one more ep and if they don’t finally fucking show up I’m out
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Giving Welcome to Derry one more ep and if they don’t finally fucking show up I’m out
me: dating is hard
me on a date: ok so frasier crane’s greatest fumbles in descending order: lilith, obviously; then comes claire (patricia clarkson); now, after that it gets murkier, but go with me …
me on a date: ok so frasier crane’s greatest fumbles in descending order: lilith, obviously; then comes claire (patricia clarkson); now, after that it gets murkier, but go with me …
me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: ok so frasier crane’s greatest fumbles in descending order: lilith, obviously; then comes claire (patricia clarkson); now, after that it gets murkier, but go with me …
me on a date: ok so frasier crane’s greatest fumbles in descending order: lilith, obviously; then comes claire (patricia clarkson); now, after that it gets murkier, but go with me …
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Never gonna happen, but here's my draft picks for the new Bond movie:
Villain: Ram Charan
Henchman: Babs Olusanmokun
Felix Leiter: Himesh Patel
Q: Ben Whishaw
M: Naomie Harris
Moneypenny: David Jonsson
Heroine: Lux Pascal
Bond: Josh O'Connor
Villain: Ram Charan
Henchman: Babs Olusanmokun
Felix Leiter: Himesh Patel
Q: Ben Whishaw
M: Naomie Harris
Moneypenny: David Jonsson
Heroine: Lux Pascal
Bond: Josh O'Connor
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Never gonna happen, but here's my draft picks for the new Bond movie:
Villain: Ram Charan
Henchman: Babs Olusanmokun
Felix Leiter: Himesh Patel
Q: Ben Whishaw
M: Naomie Harris
Moneypenny: David Jonsson
Heroine: Lux Pascal
Bond: Josh O'Connor
Villain: Ram Charan
Henchman: Babs Olusanmokun
Felix Leiter: Himesh Patel
Q: Ben Whishaw
M: Naomie Harris
Moneypenny: David Jonsson
Heroine: Lux Pascal
Bond: Josh O'Connor
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
girl r u what mariah carey doesn’t want for christmas?
bc u are A LOT.
bc u are A LOT.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
girl r u what mariah carey doesn’t want for christmas?
bc u are A LOT.
bc u are A LOT.
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PICTURE THIS
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PICTURE THIS
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
(extremely sweet charity voice)
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(extremely sweet charity voice)
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
The absolute funniest possible outcome from yesterday is if he never mispronounces “Zohran Mamdani” ever again, and gets loudly furious with anyone who does.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The absolute funniest possible outcome from yesterday is if he never mispronounces “Zohran Mamdani” ever again, and gets loudly furious with anyone who does.
Was kinda hoping he'd do "Crazy" or "Kiss from a Rose," but I guess this set's mostly his new stuff?
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Was kinda hoping he'd do "Crazy" or "Kiss from a Rose," but I guess this set's mostly his new stuff?
Bobby Kennedy, the HHS secretary?
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Bobby Kennedy, the HHS secretary?
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump