rapper john, m.c.
@atomicgiant.bsky.social
alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
At the @americancinematheque.com.web.brid.gy , straight up Blanc-in’ it, and by “it,” hahah, well. let’s justr say. My Benoit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
At the @americancinematheque.com.web.brid.gy , straight up Blanc-in’ it, and by “it,” hahah, well. let’s justr say. My Benoit.
Seeing WAKE UP DEAD MAN on Sondheim’s yahrzeit feels spiritually aligned for / to me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seeing WAKE UP DEAD MAN on Sondheim’s yahrzeit feels spiritually aligned for / to me.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Brain: Little Richard Kind.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Brain: Little Richard Kind.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Me: No, that’s dumb, and a waste of time.
Brain: LITTLE. RICHARD. KIND.
Me (sighs, opens photoshop): Fine.
Giving Welcome to Derry one more ep and if they don’t finally fucking show up I’m out
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Giving Welcome to Derry one more ep and if they don’t finally fucking show up I’m out
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
🎶Because I knew you …
🎶I have 🎶I have
🎶Been Chang’d 🎶Dean changed
🎶For Good🎶
PICTURE THIS
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PICTURE THIS
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
I’M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YR LIPS
I AM SICK
I WILL PUNCH A BABY BEAR IN ITS SHIT
GIMME LIP
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE YARD
GET A STICK, MAKE A SWITCH
I CAN END A CONVERSATION REALL QUICK
(extremely sweet charity voice)
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(extremely sweet charity voice)
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
would you like to get TINTS
TINTS
TINTS
howsabout a fresh PERM
PERM
PERM
i can give you a 👠👠
HAIR CUT …
Bobby Kennedy, the HHS secretary?
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Bobby Kennedy, the HHS secretary?
This is how I win
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is how I win
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
MY NAME IS MARTIN SHORT
MY NAME IS MARTIN SHORT
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
MY NAME IS MARTIN SHORT
MY NAME IS MARTIN SHORT
You: Liz Phair’s first three records are fine but she didn’t really come into her own until “Extraordinary” and “Why Can’t I” on her self-titled fourth album.
Me:
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You: Liz Phair’s first three records are fine but she didn’t really come into her own until “Extraordinary” and “Why Can’t I” on her self-titled fourth album.
Me:
Me:
Ok so I don’t think HBO should remake V for Vendetta, esp if pro-surveillance state, friend of autocrats, AI billionaire monopolist Larry Ellison buys WB, bc I don’t particularly want antifascist-flavored entertainment that directly funds a fascist.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ok so I don’t think HBO should remake V for Vendetta, esp if pro-surveillance state, friend of autocrats, AI billionaire monopolist Larry Ellison buys WB, bc I don’t particularly want antifascist-flavored entertainment that directly funds a fascist.
girl r u a los angeles parking meter, bc u are impossible to read.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
girl r u a los angeles parking meter, bc u are impossible to read.
Not exactly in the text, BUT: the generational feud of McFly vs. Tannen (which threads Marty's run-in with Buford with at least a getting-even vibe, if not outright revenge) culminates in Marty walking away from the fight bc fuck Biff and everyone who looks like him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not exactly in the text, BUT: the generational feud of McFly vs. Tannen (which threads Marty's run-in with Buford with at least a getting-even vibe, if not outright revenge) culminates in Marty walking away from the fight bc fuck Biff and everyone who looks like him.
Not to be unkind (ok, to be a _little_ unkind), but it's giving "KNOW THE SIGNS OF STROKE" Billboard
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not to be unkind (ok, to be a _little_ unkind), but it's giving "KNOW THE SIGNS OF STROKE" Billboard
