Lizard Person
@ataikus.bsky.social
just a weird little dude with a gecko
Every rose has its thorn, but not every thorn has its rose… 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every rose has its thorn, but not every thorn has its rose… 🧐
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Ah, of course—vicious, judgmental, petty, and vindictive under a veneer of saccharine piety. Sounds like Republican Christianity to me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ah, of course—vicious, judgmental, petty, and vindictive under a veneer of saccharine piety. Sounds like Republican Christianity to me.
I’ve just had the cartoonish experience of biting in to a pickled jalapeño and getting a jetstream of juice to my left eyeball.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’ve just had the cartoonish experience of biting in to a pickled jalapeño and getting a jetstream of juice to my left eyeball.
The latest from your favorite novelty brand, “Love, tissue”
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The latest from your favorite novelty brand, “Love, tissue”
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when you're on LSD trying to act normal in line for the bathroom but you remember that infused preroll in your pocket
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
when you're on LSD trying to act normal in line for the bathroom but you remember that infused preroll in your pocket
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Daily Peanuts!
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Daily Peanuts!
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Historically, the 5th of November is usually a bit Monday, with it being on average a 0.142857 chance of it being the day after Sunday — Today however, it is Friday.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Historically, the 5th of November is usually a bit Monday, with it being on average a 0.142857 chance of it being the day after Sunday — Today however, it is Friday.
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Very, very few people die from murder or terrorism, but you'd never know that from the media. ALL of our perceptions are warped by what the media chooses to cover, chooses to center, and chooses to ignore. Keep that in mind at all times.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Very, very few people die from murder or terrorism, but you'd never know that from the media. ALL of our perceptions are warped by what the media chooses to cover, chooses to center, and chooses to ignore. Keep that in mind at all times.
using micro-loans to pretend like my car insurance payment is lower
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
using micro-loans to pretend like my car insurance payment is lower
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Remember when the UN said they could seriously cut into world hunger for $6 billion and Elon said he’d donate it if they could provide a detailed plan… they did and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Remember when the UN said they could seriously cut into world hunger for $6 billion and Elon said he’d donate it if they could provide a detailed plan… they did and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
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October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you had a million dollars in a high-yield savings account, your monthly interest checks would be higher than my paychecks from my full-time salary (midway thru my career). We reward people more for simply already possessing copious money than we ever have for working hard, tugging on bootstraps.
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If you had a million dollars in a high-yield savings account, your monthly interest checks would be higher than my paychecks from my full-time salary (midway thru my career). We reward people more for simply already possessing copious money than we ever have for working hard, tugging on bootstraps.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I just ate like 50 olives
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I just ate like 50 olives
preternaturally moist
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
preternaturally moist
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Kierkegaard would calmly explain that philosophy isn’t about finding real world applications for logical tools, but instead about the practice of grinding your teeth at night while crying.
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kierkegaard would calmly explain that philosophy isn’t about finding real world applications for logical tools, but instead about the practice of grinding your teeth at night while crying.
Help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge, but first it’s imperative I explain something: I was putting this oat milk I’d just carried home (in my hand) from the corner store, tipped it over in the fridge and the seam on the side broke. That’s why there’s a Nalgene of *OAT MILK* in the fridge, ok?
August 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge, but first it’s imperative I explain something: I was putting this oat milk I’d just carried home (in my hand) from the corner store, tipped it over in the fridge and the seam on the side broke. That’s why there’s a Nalgene of *OAT MILK* in the fridge, ok?
An ice cave in Northern California! Despite it being over 30°C (~90°F) outside, cold air stays trapped year round less than 10m below the surface, allowing much of the ice to stay frozen thru the summer and providing a critical source of water for wildlife.
August 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
An ice cave in Northern California! Despite it being over 30°C (~90°F) outside, cold air stays trapped year round less than 10m below the surface, allowing much of the ice to stay frozen thru the summer and providing a critical source of water for wildlife.