Lizard Person
@ataikus.bsky.social
just a weird little dude with a gecko
It’s amazing the kind of childishly simple horseshit narratives people will believe for political convenience.
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s amazing the kind of childishly simple horseshit narratives people will believe for political convenience.
One time I was holed up in a seedy motel due to a wildfire/covid (so the sky was all red and it felt apocalyptic) and I did some ketamine while watching Rudy Giuliani and Chris Cuomo bicker/reminisce about 9/11 on CNN. It broke me, I’ve never been able to look at the human race the same way since.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
One time I was holed up in a seedy motel due to a wildfire/covid (so the sky was all red and it felt apocalyptic) and I did some ketamine while watching Rudy Giuliani and Chris Cuomo bicker/reminisce about 9/11 on CNN. It broke me, I’ve never been able to look at the human race the same way since.
“Universal” (for everyone that meets our selection criteria)
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Universal” (for everyone that meets our selection criteria)
Not the way I play it…
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not the way I play it…
Not to mention that it’s found in the body in 100% of autopsies.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Not to mention that it’s found in the body in 100% of autopsies.
Cap working hours at 32/week and pay a living wage and I bet people will amply volunteer to use their new found free time to do some work on the corner garden.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cap working hours at 32/week and pay a living wage and I bet people will amply volunteer to use their new found free time to do some work on the corner garden.
That’s highly offensive to lizard people, the vast majority of whom are quiet and peaceful, honest and dignified. Don’t put us all in the same category as those scoundrels in the White House.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
That’s highly offensive to lizard people, the vast majority of whom are quiet and peaceful, honest and dignified. Don’t put us all in the same category as those scoundrels in the White House.
I’ve been vomiting since 2016. I’m severely dehydrated
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’ve been vomiting since 2016. I’m severely dehydrated
I commend the effort! Not to be a downer but, as is usually the case with massive corporations, Lowe’s isn’t all that much better than HD. The real difference lies between the small business vs the corporate chain. Shop local when you can, folks!❤️
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I commend the effort! Not to be a downer but, as is usually the case with massive corporations, Lowe’s isn’t all that much better than HD. The real difference lies between the small business vs the corporate chain. Shop local when you can, folks!❤️
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Ah, of course—vicious, judgmental, petty, and vindictive under a veneer of saccharine piety. Sounds like Republican Christianity to me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ah, of course—vicious, judgmental, petty, and vindictive under a veneer of saccharine piety. Sounds like Republican Christianity to me.
You truly have a way with word.
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You truly have a way with word.
Happy anniversary!
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy anniversary!
Maybe I should start smoking again…
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Maybe I should start smoking again…
(This is a box of tissues from Trader Joe’s)
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
(This is a box of tissues from Trader Joe’s)
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