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Gay 2
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don’t care if the trash goes out

I don’t care where the trash goes
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When I’m in a motel I just leave the shower running 24/7, that way no one is sure when I’m really showering
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
English isn’t like German, you can’t just shove two words together to make a new word. You have to wait for someone else to do it, and then copy them.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When the mouse is away the cat will pray
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Do you ever grieve your substance?
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Evil can’t go up hills
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
They are actually called “Monster’s Energy Drink”, because the real monster is you, the consumer
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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PAYPHONE - Calling...

PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....

EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nothing more American than laying back in bed on a Winters night and saluting an eagle
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I wish i was drowning in the ocean
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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no offense but im scared
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is a total waste of a walk-in freezer
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In 2026 they’re saying almost all cubes will be virtual
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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I wish my blood vessels had the throughput of the Mississippi River. I want ships to collide and break apart against the mighty shoals of my heart.
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Take a moment to imagine all the pain and fear you’re feeling, and visualize it as a perfect sphere

Not so bad now, huh
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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khrushchev: and another thing! i am sure, no, certain that all americans are given "cowboy name" at age of sixteen. and yet on this visit not one rootin-tootin moniker have i received. why is that? do you americans think this will threaten national security, in some way, perhaps?
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It probably wouldn’t even be that hard to introduce rabies to England if you were a highly motivated self starter
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You know, we could all be building a tree house right now instead
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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HOPE IS A DECISION
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Well regulated militias seldom make history
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Dogs are all mouth
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM