Donny Darko
@introverter.bsky.social
I’m just here to experience the heat death of the universe in real time.
❤️ Heavy Music
Baltimore Native
1/3 of Only Love
Personal Crisis Management Expert
❤️ Heavy Music
Baltimore Native
1/3 of Only Love
Personal Crisis Management Expert
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Chuck Schumer has a permanent status debuff called “disappointment” that’s acquired after being a failed politician for 25 or more years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Chuck Schumer has a permanent status debuff called “disappointment” that’s acquired after being a failed politician for 25 or more years.
Actual childhood trauma.
Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Actual childhood trauma.
I love multiscale guitars personally, but I’d go for the longer neck if given the choice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I love multiscale guitars personally, but I’d go for the longer neck if given the choice.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cancelling my health insurance next year because I’d rather be dead than pay those premiums.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Cancelling my health insurance next year because I’d rather be dead than pay those premiums.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Eating with my daughter and she is reminiscing about the old days back when McDonald’s had a play pen. She’s 7.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Eating with my daughter and she is reminiscing about the old days back when McDonald’s had a play pen. She’s 7.
Isn’t there supposed to be a loathe and poison the well album at some point?
I really feel like they’ve kind of blown the momentum of releasing these records by waiting so long.
I really feel like they’ve kind of blown the momentum of releasing these records by waiting so long.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Isn’t there supposed to be a loathe and poison the well album at some point?
I really feel like they’ve kind of blown the momentum of releasing these records by waiting so long.
I really feel like they’ve kind of blown the momentum of releasing these records by waiting so long.
What a terrible fucking deal.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What a terrible fucking deal.
Working on a song.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Working on a song.
I asked Reddit what type of loot Kim Davis drops. This fella comes in with a grand slam. Lol.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I asked Reddit what type of loot Kim Davis drops. This fella comes in with a grand slam. Lol.
“We should feed the military first”
If the military wanted to keep snap benefits they wouldn’t have voted by a large margin for the man planning to cut snap benefits. If they can find their way thru basic training they can find their way to food bank like everyone else.
Welcome to the class war.
If the military wanted to keep snap benefits they wouldn’t have voted by a large margin for the man planning to cut snap benefits. If they can find their way thru basic training they can find their way to food bank like everyone else.
Welcome to the class war.
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“We should feed the military first”
If the military wanted to keep snap benefits they wouldn’t have voted by a large margin for the man planning to cut snap benefits. If they can find their way thru basic training they can find their way to food bank like everyone else.
Welcome to the class war.
If the military wanted to keep snap benefits they wouldn’t have voted by a large margin for the man planning to cut snap benefits. If they can find their way thru basic training they can find their way to food bank like everyone else.
Welcome to the class war.
What kind of loot do you think Elon Musk drops?
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What kind of loot do you think Elon Musk drops?
Taco trucks save lives.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Taco trucks save lives.
I have to eat fast food tonight.
Send prayers.
Send prayers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have to eat fast food tonight.
Send prayers.
Send prayers.
Resolved: Grand juries will not indict a ham sandwich contradictory to popular lore.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Resolved: Grand juries will not indict a ham sandwich contradictory to popular lore.
Goodbye Nancy Pelosi. I hope your retirement is mid af.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Goodbye Nancy Pelosi. I hope your retirement is mid af.
Nancy Pelosi is retiring!
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
20 terms is insane. Time and opportunity breed corruption. Term limits and age limits are a no brainer and the science backs this up in nearly every study I’ve seen.
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
20 terms is insane. Time and opportunity breed corruption. Term limits and age limits are a no brainer and the science backs this up in nearly every study I’ve seen.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nancy Pelosi is retiring!
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
20 terms is insane. Time and opportunity breed corruption. Term limits and age limits are a no brainer and the science backs this up in nearly every study I’ve seen.
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
20 terms is insane. Time and opportunity breed corruption. Term limits and age limits are a no brainer and the science backs this up in nearly every study I’ve seen.
If this is real, then my professional opinion is that it looks like complete shit and I’m not even being facetious.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is real, then my professional opinion is that it looks like complete shit and I’m not even being facetious.
It’s Wednesday, I haven’t checked the news but I’m sure some folks are big mad. Anyway, I hope you have a great day and make sure you bundle up, it’s a cold world out there.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s Wednesday, I haven’t checked the news but I’m sure some folks are big mad. Anyway, I hope you have a great day and make sure you bundle up, it’s a cold world out there.
Ahhhhh the smell of spray paint at 9:30 in the morning.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ahhhhh the smell of spray paint at 9:30 in the morning.
Yes, I will go see the Armed in Chicago.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Yes, I will go see the Armed in Chicago.