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This made for a wild conversation.
If you're spooning someone, what part of you is the part that picks up soup?
If you're spooning someone, what part of you is the part that picks up soup?
February 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This made for a wild conversation.
If you're spooning someone, what part of you is the part that picks up soup?
If you're spooning someone, what part of you is the part that picks up soup?
I want a new game but Monster Hunter Wilds in 7 days....
February 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I want a new game but Monster Hunter Wilds in 7 days....
Ok so listen... I don't drink water. Like ever. I'm not explaining.
Most of the time the drinks I do drink are room temperature for the same reason I'm not explaining.
My partner is like "HOW DO YOU NOT DRINK WATER?! WHY IS THAT TEA ROOM TEMP?!"
I will keep my secrets. What even are kidneys?
Most of the time the drinks I do drink are room temperature for the same reason I'm not explaining.
My partner is like "HOW DO YOU NOT DRINK WATER?! WHY IS THAT TEA ROOM TEMP?!"
I will keep my secrets. What even are kidneys?
February 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ok so listen... I don't drink water. Like ever. I'm not explaining.
Most of the time the drinks I do drink are room temperature for the same reason I'm not explaining.
My partner is like "HOW DO YOU NOT DRINK WATER?! WHY IS THAT TEA ROOM TEMP?!"
I will keep my secrets. What even are kidneys?
Most of the time the drinks I do drink are room temperature for the same reason I'm not explaining.
My partner is like "HOW DO YOU NOT DRINK WATER?! WHY IS THAT TEA ROOM TEMP?!"
I will keep my secrets. What even are kidneys?
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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
The child
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The child
"They're going to make us talk about Ed and Lorraine Warren"
big siiiigh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVz3...
big siiiigh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVz3...
Conjuring Demons: Ed & Lorraine Warren's Secret History | Episode 29 | Haunted Objects Podcast
YouTube video by Planet Weird
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January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"They're going to make us talk about Ed and Lorraine Warren"
big siiiigh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVz3...
big siiiigh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVz3...
We all have teenage scars defining who we are
Don't let anybody break you down
Even if they want to make your light go out
Don't let anybody break you down
Even if they want to make your light go out
can we bring back posting emo song lyrics when we feel sad like it's myspace or early facebook???
January 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We all have teenage scars defining who we are
Don't let anybody break you down
Even if they want to make your light go out
Don't let anybody break you down
Even if they want to make your light go out
When this comes on I hear/sing it as "Aren't you lucky you're a bReeder?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AThc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AThc...
Black Veil Brides - Bleeders (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BVBArmyVEVO
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January 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When this comes on I hear/sing it as "Aren't you lucky you're a bReeder?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AThc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AThc...
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i’ll post the sign every time i think about it & i’ll never stop thinking about it
it was so fucking funny the first time i saw it and its funny every time i’ve thought about it since
it was so fucking funny the first time i saw it and its funny every time i’ve thought about it since
January 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i’ll post the sign every time i think about it & i’ll never stop thinking about it
it was so fucking funny the first time i saw it and its funny every time i’ve thought about it since
it was so fucking funny the first time i saw it and its funny every time i’ve thought about it since
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Heavy is the book that has the words.
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Heavy is the book that has the words.
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nobody has ever designed an aesthetic cooler than this one and we made a terrible mistake ever moving past it
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
nobody has ever designed an aesthetic cooler than this one and we made a terrible mistake ever moving past it
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I will not say if I have done this.
I've done this.
It's kind of tricky.
I've done this.
It's kind of tricky.
@asura.dressed.black this you?
Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit
January 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I will not say if I have done this.
I've done this.
It's kind of tricky.
I've done this.
It's kind of tricky.
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i couldn’t have a boyfriend i’d be too worried he’d start liking the joker or something
January 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i couldn’t have a boyfriend i’d be too worried he’d start liking the joker or something
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[sona] naga cery for snake year 🐍
January 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
[sona] naga cery for snake year 🐍
Emo Easter Egg
If you're a Black Veil Brides fan, here's your yearly reminder
#NewYearsEve #NewYearsDay #BlackVeilBrides #Alt #Alternative #Emo #ElderEmo
#NewYearsEve #NewYearsDay #BlackVeilBrides #Alt #Alternative #Emo #ElderEmo
December 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Emo Easter Egg
Look, @hotsauce.dressed.black , I'm not the only one that killed zombies with my leet haxin'
Zoomers: "Hey why these mf so good at command line interfaces"
Millennials: "You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
Millennials: "You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Look, @hotsauce.dressed.black , I'm not the only one that killed zombies with my leet haxin'
Wake up, babe, we're going to get organic salmon and goat cheese authentic Mexican nachos before we head over to Deepdish Deepthroat pizza
@hotsauce.dressed.black
We can invite @big.g4y.dog, too.
@hotsauce.dressed.black
We can invite @big.g4y.dog, too.
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Wake up, babe, we're going to get organic salmon and goat cheese authentic Mexican nachos before we head over to Deepdish Deepthroat pizza
@hotsauce.dressed.black
We can invite @big.g4y.dog, too.
@hotsauce.dressed.black
We can invite @big.g4y.dog, too.
@hotsauce.dressed.black but have you thought of...
December 26, 2024 at 10:43 PM
@hotsauce.dressed.black but have you thought of...
I don't know where I stole this from but praise that sun.
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I don't know where I stole this from but praise that sun.
@hotsauce.dressed.black
Yellow Warbler is just not having it.
Yellow Warbler is just not having it.
Please bring out your best photos of birds looking straight into the camera! Sometimes they look goofy, sometimes they look intense.
This Yellow Warbler will not be putting up with your shit.
#birds
This Yellow Warbler will not be putting up with your shit.
#birds
December 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
@hotsauce.dressed.black
Yellow Warbler is just not having it.
Yellow Warbler is just not having it.
The best part of holiday season is seeing this smiling face snuggled up with this Caterpillar.
December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The best part of holiday season is seeing this smiling face snuggled up with this Caterpillar.