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I couldn't live that way.
hot sauce has watched me put my black phone with a black case on the black arm rest of my black chair and I'm like...
wat???
how did I lose it???
It was just here???
...
I would die if everything was clear plastic tablets.
January 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's just funny.
You have 10 people trapped in the equivalent of a submarine and you use the holodeck for zany adventures with Sherlock Holmes...
...
...
Someone replicated a tentacle. I promise you.
January 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
OG Star Trek had Kirk as a 100% fuckboi to any alien.
TNG Riker was close.
They never really told us if aliens had p&vs or if he was having "straight sex" but you can't tell me that all alien cultures have Christian missionary sex and none of them have like... mating spurs or monsterfucker biology.
January 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They need to push actual scifi into scifi shows this year.
If you're a member of a starship flying through space then we have solved birth control, planned parenthood, and STIs.

They bangin'.
We know they bangin'.
Everyone is bangin' everyone.
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The old horror movie?
Yeah that thing is silly.

We need to remake some of those old movies. There's not a chance in hell shape shifters are cishet. No vampire (the sexy kind, not 30 Days of Night kind) is straight.
January 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I mean this can't be wrong at all.
December 31, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Pi's Skink, I think.
I don't know. It's definitely not a species I've heard of but I'm sure it's cute.
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM