asub-sandwich.bsky.social
@asub-sandwich.bsky.social
Nope I was bonked on GHB when I wrote this.
maturing is realizing that nickelback was fine
August 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
maturing is realizing that nickelback was fine
August 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Bonk
April 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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the economy? no, I'm just burying pickles under my house
April 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
help i’ve fallen and i can’t stop eating cheese
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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We should tariff podcast equipment by 200%
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
dst a bitch
March 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why cant i have a bajillion gb of ram
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
A movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to know
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Most ideas are approx 2cm long
February 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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resonates.
February 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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they're digitizing me then putting me into your computer, actively infecting it. hope you enjoy the two thousand hours of hamster dance, fucker
February 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clitty Slay Loam
February 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Great news! my new Toshiba TV is fully compatible with "thumb drive full of gay pornography!"
February 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Crazy what 6 inches can do
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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forcing my enemies to insert an image into a microsoft word document
February 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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gitlab is kiki firefox is bouba
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
we should start calling delivery drivers couriers again
February 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
January 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM