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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Why shouldn't you trust someone you see drawing on graph paper?

They're definitely plotting something.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Uplink (2001). I felt like a leet hax0r playing this game on the family HP.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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2nd edition of our The AI Shift newsletter is out. The question today: could AI be making us LESS productive? @jburnmurdoch.ft.com www.ft.com/content/2480... At the individual level, it's clear we're not reliable witnesses on this Q. At an organisational level, it gets even more interesting...
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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The idea that undocumented immigrants are stealing healthcare is perpetual and laughable.

Clue's in the name. "Undocumented". They have no recourse to healthcare or any public funds. They have no status.

If you want to talk about how that's cruel, we can talk about that. But they get nothing.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
tumbling down a nerd rabbithole known as "hey how does a slide rule work?"
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Me: oh great, the clocks change, an extra hour in bed!

The children: oh you dumb motherfucker
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I love the idea of inviting someone back to yours after a blind date, this is your living room, and you say nothing at all
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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🚨 New Blog Post 🚨

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Binary Pattern Matching in Elixir
Decode bits and bytes into meaningful parts using the magic of Elixir pattern matching.
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October 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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the answer to the trolley problem is not to pick who to sacrifice, it’s to dismantle the system that led to an unsafe trolley crossing.

if any part of your morality strategy involves picking a group to let die on a hill, throw the entire strategy out. it’s wrong.
October 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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This PSA has a corollary PSA:

Your users aren't reporting bugs. Nobody (99.9%+) reports bugs. Listen when someone reports a bug, because that person is probably speaking for 1000 others.
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Hey bksy, I’m on the look out for my next project, I’m an experienced Elixir dev (> 8 years commercially, and > 10 years of Ruby before that + I'm still the maintainer of RSpec), very familiar with Phoenix and LiveView, and have enough CSS / JS knowledge to approach projects from a full stack angle.
August 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM