Mario
@assertedbullet.bsky.social
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Mario
@assertedbullet.bsky.social
· Oct 2
Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88
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BLUESKY: Please consider donating to the Coalition for the Homeless’ holiday toy drive. Every year, they provide toys for tens of thousands of homeless children in New York City. www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/event/holida...
2025 Holiday Toy Drive - Coalition For The Homeless
Support the Toy Drive for homeless kids in New York City
www.coalitionforthehomeless.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BLUESKY: Please consider donating to the Coalition for the Homeless’ holiday toy drive. Every year, they provide toys for tens of thousands of homeless children in New York City. www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/event/holida...
My hair is crazy long dude
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My hair is crazy long dude
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Very excited this will be available for people to see in January. 25-minute video essay/mini-doc on director Nobuhiko Obayashi written/narrated by Max, edited and produced by me
Incredibly proud of @bsoderberg.bsky.social and I’s work on this short documentary about Nobuhiko Obayashi’s incredibly interesting life and career.
Pre-orders open in December and it’ll be out January 20th.
Pre-orders open in December and it’ll be out January 20th.
I can finally talk about this: “A MOVIE: Obayashi’s Cinematic Life” will be a special feature on Cult Epics’ upcoming 4K blu-ray of The Girl Who Leapt Through Time!
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Very excited this will be available for people to see in January. 25-minute video essay/mini-doc on director Nobuhiko Obayashi written/narrated by Max, edited and produced by me
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Happy Halloween everyone
a man with glasses says we 're gonna have a good time tonight in front of a group of people
ALT: a man with glasses says we 're gonna have a good time tonight in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Halloween everyone
I really enjoyed Vincent Price’s “cameo” in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I really enjoyed Vincent Price’s “cameo” in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
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the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious
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My boss gifted me some rewards points I was able to use to cover the next two days, so I’m good for the time being. But I still need to raise $550 by Saturday morning. I really appreciate anyone who has donated or shared so far.
Reaching out again with a mutual aid request, trying to make it through the next week. Anything helps, even just sharing this post when you see it. Thank you!
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My boss gifted me some rewards points I was able to use to cover the next two days, so I’m good for the time being. But I still need to raise $550 by Saturday morning. I really appreciate anyone who has donated or shared so far.
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Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88
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this administration is like shockingly hellbent on pissing off the military lol
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this administration is like shockingly hellbent on pissing off the military lol
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Pete Hegseth, a born loser, gathered our top military officials yesterday to deliver one of the most embarassing speeches in history. I broke down some of the choicest passages from it, including his NO FATTIES edict. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Pete Hegseth is f—king embarrassing
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on America's secretary of war.
www.sfgate.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Pete Hegseth, a born loser, gathered our top military officials yesterday to deliver one of the most embarassing speeches in history. I broke down some of the choicest passages from it, including his NO FATTIES edict. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
They need a few more rounds of seasoning, but I’m pretty happy with what I’ve done so far
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
They need a few more rounds of seasoning, but I’m pretty happy with what I’ve done so far
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fascism has come to the united states
JUST IN: President Trump has told top U.S. commanders that the military would be used against "enemy within."
Trump defends use of U.S. military against 'enemy within'
Earlier, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the purpose of the department would exclusively be "war fighting."
n.pr
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
fascism has come to the united states
My mom gave me some cast iron skillets and a comal that belonged to my grandmother. I’ve been trying to restore them.
September 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My mom gave me some cast iron skillets and a comal that belonged to my grandmother. I’ve been trying to restore them.
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There's a moment right at the end where it really feels like the camera is going to lift off the ground into a beautiful crane shot, that is cinema
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There's a moment right at the end where it really feels like the camera is going to lift off the ground into a beautiful crane shot, that is cinema
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Losing my goddamned mind
September 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Losing my goddamned mind
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Sama'a's cousin has been gravely injured by Israeli bombing and may die, straining both families even further. Please give what you can to help them weather this horror.
September 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sama'a's cousin has been gravely injured by Israeli bombing and may die, straining both families even further. Please give what you can to help them weather this horror.
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Hey all, I still need to try to raise $800 by Sunday. Literally anything anyone can spare would be a huge help, even if it’s just sharing this when you see it to get more eyeballs on it.
Unrelated but happy Friday, go see One Battle After Another.
Unrelated but happy Friday, go see One Battle After Another.
This mutual aid request is too lengthy to fit a notes app screenshot, but we need your help. It’s a handful of things converging at once on top of us needing help to keep the room.
If you have time, pls take a sec to read, share and donate if you can.
spot.fund/sjcgxbrst
If you have time, pls take a sec to read, share and donate if you can.
spot.fund/sjcgxbrst
Click here to support Dominic Griffin's story *PlsHelpUsStayAfloat
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September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hey all, I still need to try to raise $800 by Sunday. Literally anything anyone can spare would be a huge help, even if it’s just sharing this when you see it to get more eyeballs on it.
Unrelated but happy Friday, go see One Battle After Another.
Unrelated but happy Friday, go see One Battle After Another.