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@aspiringdorito.bsky.social
Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His)
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
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Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was 🍵
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asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵
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November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met::
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met::
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??
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My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. 💪
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. 💪
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How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip
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emotionally i am here
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
emotionally i am here
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September 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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another bad decision averted by jerking off first instead of texting back a hot but pretty toxic former hookup
spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .
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October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
another bad decision averted by jerking off first instead of texting back a hot but pretty toxic former hookup
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Literally me rn
Some days you just need to spend some quality time on your phone catching up with your friends.
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Unfortunately
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Unfortunately
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It’s homophobic that there isn’t any dick in my throat right now.
August 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s homophobic that there isn’t any dick in my throat right now.