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@aspiringdorito.bsky.social
Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His)
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Just your average golden retriever trying to be the best upside-down dorito he can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito
Minneapolis.
Big same. Literally been me all day today
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Big same. Literally been me all day today
Same here but last night
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Same here but last night
Ugh the worst part of being in a relationship frankly. I just always want pasta but he won't let me 😩
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ugh the worst part of being in a relationship frankly. I just always want pasta but he won't let me 😩
Who else are you ranking besides Fateh?
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who else are you ranking besides Fateh?
I love what this means for us
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love what this means for us
Literally my plans for the evening. Cannot wait.
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Literally my plans for the evening. Cannot wait.
Fuck I love jacking off when I'm stoned. Best feeling ever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fuck I love jacking off when I'm stoned. Best feeling ever.
Say the word and I'm there 😏
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Say the word and I'm there 😏
Wish I could have contributed. Gotta do my part, you know?
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wish I could have contributed. Gotta do my part, you know?
Would definitely like to contribute
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Would definitely like to contribute
That's fair. Looks fucking fire 🤤
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That's fair. Looks fucking fire 🤤
Okay that recipe though please
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay that recipe though please