Just a guy named Matt
asmo917.bsky.social
Just a guy named Matt
@asmo917.bsky.social
I like dogs.
December 27: I turned the heat on for the first time this calendar year.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is incredibly sweet.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
10 PRINT “I don’t understand how they haven’t fired Berube. He’s clearly lost this team.”
20 GOTO 10
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don’t see how this coaching staff survives the holiday break.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Even after the win I was pretty down on the Leafs but seeing our big, beautiful, golden retriever of a goalie back in net and smiling after the game relaxed me just a bit.
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am again asking you to stop telling me what the nihilist asshole who got lucky with math once thinks. Even better for both of us, you could stop caring what he says or thinks and live a happier life.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My goofy looking giant-ass Swedish savior.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Important to note: this report is from a few scandals ago, not the most recent “ordering murders/crimes against humanity” scandal.
Mark Warner, the top Dem on the Senate Intelligence Committee, says he reviewed the DOD IG's Signalgate report and Pete Hegseth either needs to be fired or resign.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Stechaissance and Joshuaissance continues, @xbsharp.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The Leafs are getting out of their own zone better these last few games and I put that 100% on Domi not playing center.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@xbsharp.bsky.social I feel like you should know Troy Stecher just played almost 24 minutes, led the Leafs in ice time, had a assist, and was +3.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just eat what you like and stop giving a shit if other people eat what they like. Why do you care what goes in someone else’s mouth?
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I agree with Mirtle except for the fact that benching/getting rid of underperformers would leave them with like 6 guys (at best) and I think the NHL requires more players per team.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If someone offered me free tickets to see this Leafs team when they’re in Seattle I wouldn’t only say no without thinking, I’d slap them for making the offer.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Rainy qualifying!
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The prose sucks but the twist ending is a real humdinger.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If Troy Stecher is the answer your team is asking the wrong fucking questions.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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KATIE WILSON LEADS BY 1,346!
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.

If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Fuck the Democratic Party. Absolute 100% losers.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.

There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM