Just a guy named Matt
asmo917.bsky.social
Just a guy named Matt
@asmo917.bsky.social
I like dogs.
Mako. Begging.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
There’s no way in hell I was going to cheer for Team USA at the Olympics but if they had actually taken Nick (not his brother Jason) Robertson? We coulda talked.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Reluctant Christ-like savior figure with spiraling mental health issues.
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My goofy looking giant-ass Swedish savior.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The Stechaissance and Joshuaissance continues, @xbsharp.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ask me when I received the medication CVS sent me that took this lovely route earlier this year.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I remembered some of my favorites.
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I Remembered Some Maple Leafs Guys
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is he riding the subway with her?
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This exchange prompted me to search BSky to see how much G Funk discourse there was and I don’t think I could have laughed harder at a pairing of genre and city.
July 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The fuck are they gonna do - deport the funnel clouds?
July 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Would you accept a remarkably doped up dog following a vet appointment? (Nothing wrong, just anti-anxiety meds before a checkup!)
May 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
May 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Can’t wait for tomorrow morning’s hockey podcast of a specific number of ruminations to tell me it’s unfair to pick on Evan Bouchard for being terrible at defense.
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can’t wait to hear how Derek Lalonde thinks Ottawa looked in that period.
April 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
According to another stupid AI tool: no, no he is not.
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s that time.
April 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Would you look at that - a relatively high profile entry in the MI Senate race who wants my money but-gasp-also tells me what the fuck he stands for?
April 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Dog
April 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What are the chances this person makes a recurring monthly donation to the Democratic Party?
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
An absolutely outstanding mail day
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM