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This Weekend in College Football: Week 16

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Friday 9:00: Stephen F. Austin @ Montana State (NCAA Division I Quarterfinal; ESPN) Saturday Noon:  Villanova @ Tarleton State (NCAA Division I Quarterfinal; ESPN) South Carolina State vs. Prairie View…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 16
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Friday 9:00: Stephen F. Austin @ Montana State (NCAA Division I Quarterfinal; ESPN) Saturday Noon:  Villanova @ Tarleton State (NCAA Division I Quarterfinal; ESPN) South Carolina State vs. Prairie View A&M (Celebration Bowl @ Atlanta, GA; ABC) Newberry @ Ferris State (NCAA Division II Semifinal; ESPN+) 3:00: Army vs. Navy (@Baltimore, MD; CBS): Navy should win a rare potentially pointsy Army-Navy game.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This Weekend in College Football: Week 15

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Friday 7:00: Kennesaw State @ Jacksonville State (Conference USA Championship Game; CBSS): The primetime action gets started with a surprising season by the Owls. They're genuinely good, but one of the…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 15
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Friday 7:00: Kennesaw State @ Jacksonville State (Conference USA Championship Game; CBSS): The primetime action gets started with a surprising season by the Owls. They're genuinely good, but one of the revisit the site of one of their defeats a month ago. The conventional wisdom is that "it's hard to beat a team twice", which, yes, but I still like the Jacksonville (Alabama) State to do it again.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bowl Predictions 2025: Week 5

They're updated right here. Let's hit the highlights. First, yeah, there's still 5 SEC teams. Unfortunately, the relatively chalky rivalry weekend didn't shake things up too much. The one upset that did happen, Texas over Texas A&M, likely cost the Aggies a first…
Bowl Predictions 2025: Week 5
They're updated right here. Let's hit the highlights. First, yeah, there's still 5 SEC teams. Unfortunately, the relatively chalky rivalry weekend didn't shake things up too much. The one upset that did happen, Texas over Texas A&M, likely cost the Aggies a first round bye, as their ticket to a bye with their schedule was to suffer their only loss in the SEC Championship Game.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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HAWAI'I IS GOING TO WIN THE PANIOLO TROPHY AND FINISH THE REGULAR SEASON 8-4. FOR THE FINAL TIME THIS SEASON, CONGRATS ON PASSING THE HAWAII TEST
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This Weekend in College Football: Week 14

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Miami @ Pittsburgh (ABC): Okay, so Miami is going to win this game... unless the Pitt Superweapon has heretofore unknown multi-week properties. This is mostly because when Pat Narduzzi said he…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 14
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Miami @ Pittsburgh (ABC): Okay, so Miami is going to win this game... unless the Pitt Superweapon has heretofore unknown multi-week properties. This is mostly because when Pat Narduzzi said he didn't care if Pitt lost 100-0 to Notre Dame as long as they won the next two games, he apparently…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This Week in College Football: Week 14

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Tuesday 4:30: Bowling Green @ Massachusetts (ESPNU): So this game already started, and while UMass is working on making it interesting, let's talk about something more exciting than whether UMass will go…
This Week in College Football: Week 14
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Tuesday 4:30: Bowling Green @ Massachusetts (ESPNU): So this game already started, and while UMass is working on making it interesting, let's talk about something more exciting than whether UMass will go 0-12 or not: this will be the 1000th post on this website! Not bad for something I started right before my final semester of college.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bowl Games 2025: Week 4

A lo, the upsets have happened, so I was only three teams short. Here's the latest. It sure looks like we're going to see five SEC teams in the playoff. What no one really seems to be talking about is the knock-on effect on the SEC's bowl tie-ins. Obviously, I don't think…
Bowl Games 2025: Week 4
A lo, the upsets have happened, so I was only three teams short. Here's the latest. It sure looks like we're going to see five SEC teams in the playoff. What no one really seems to be talking about is the knock-on effect on the SEC's bowl tie-ins. Obviously, I don't think the conference itself is too worried about this, but the folks in Nashville, Charlotte, and Memphis might be.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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this is Mike Norvell's 26th loss in ACC play

Bobby Bowden had 27 over 18 seasons
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This Weekend in College Football: Week 13

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Missouri @ Oklahoma (ABC): This looked like a cracker of a matchup a couple months ago, but with Mizzou's quarterback situation so unsettled I'm not sure how they're going to prevail against a…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 13
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Missouri @ Oklahoma (ABC): This looked like a cracker of a matchup a couple months ago, but with Mizzou's quarterback situation so unsettled I'm not sure how they're going to prevail against a Brent Veneables defense. Rutgers @ Ohio State (FOX): We'll finally have something to talk about with Ohio State next week, at least.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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[me, starting a text message I am sending directly to one person, where there is no need to either specify the recipient or get their attention] Hey,
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bowl Games 2025: Week 3

I don't have a lot to note here except I that I really hope the "5 SEC teams in the playoff" thing doesn't come to pass. Based on my projections, I have Texas A&M playing Alabama in the SEC title game. I'd have to think that the only thing that would knock Bama out in that…
Bowl Games 2025: Week 3
I don't have a lot to note here except I that I really hope the "5 SEC teams in the playoff" thing doesn't come to pass. Based on my projections, I have Texas A&M playing Alabama in the SEC title game. I'd have to think that the only thing that would knock Bama out in that scenario is just getting completely walloped by the Aggies. So... let's hope for something weird next weekend in Jordan-Hare Stadium?
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This Weekend in College Football: Week 12

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Notre Dame @ Pittsburgh (ABC): It's the biggest game in a minute for Pitt, a team looking to top the ACC and shore-up their play-off bona fides. That said, while I can see the superweapon firing…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 12
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Notre Dame @ Pittsburgh (ABC): It's the biggest game in a minute for Pitt, a team looking to top the ACC and shore-up their play-off bona fides. That said, while I can see the superweapon firing once again or just Pitt dragging the Irish down to their level, there's stakes for them as well.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bowl Games 2025: Week 2

The bowl predictions page has been updated. Once again, we're six teams short, so I had to use both the transitioning schools (Delaware and Missouri State) and four 5-7 teams (in order: Northwestern, Auburn, Rice, and Central Florida). Once again, since I predict the games…
Bowl Games 2025: Week 2
The bowl predictions page has been updated. Once again, we're six teams short, so I had to use both the transitioning schools (Delaware and Missouri State) and four 5-7 teams (in order: Northwestern, Auburn, Rice, and Central Florida). Once again, since I predict the games out using SP+, there is a potential that any team I have projected to finish 5-7 finds one more upset and qualifies normally.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This Weekend in College Football: Week 11

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Brigham Young @ Texas Tech (ABC): This is the game of the year in the Big 12, so naturally it kicks off at 11am local time. Expect these two to meet again, though.  For now, I like the Red…
This Weekend in College Football: Week 11
As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong. Noon: Brigham Young @ Texas Tech (ABC): This is the game of the year in the Big 12, so naturally it kicks off at 11am local time. Expect these two to meet again, though.  For now, I like the Red Raiders at home. Indiana @ Pennsylvania State (FOX): I expect Indiana to continue to do Indiana things here.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Bowl Predictions 2025: Week 1

I've been doing bowl predictions since 1999. While there's a lot more bowl games now (oh, and a playoff!), I still do my best to predict who goes where. There's essentially two phases to this. This phase is trying to figure out who goes where. At this point in the…
Bowl Predictions 2025: Week 1
I've been doing bowl predictions since 1999. While there's a lot more bowl games now (oh, and a playoff!), I still do my best to predict who goes where. There's essentially two phases to this. This phase is trying to figure out who goes where. At this point in the season, I am projecting each team's record using…
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November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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and i’m generally of the view that simply refusing to operate in a defensive crouch does a lot of the necessary political work. “i don’t agree with him but he isn’t a punk” is a real phenomenon!
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Need a tracker of the public figures who said they'd leave New York. It's put up or shut up time, man. Are you turning Jacksonville into a global financial hub or not?
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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“The sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.”

I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that Dutch is real
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My greatest post, every year
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM