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sick twisted limp wristed

they/them or catch hands.
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Yakko's World (Latin Club Mix)
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*boomhauer voice* this ain't a scene it's a dang ol arms race man
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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i have eyeballs that work infinity amount better than any camera ever and my mother grew them for me out of the component parts of various tubers and yogurt she ate. stop asking silly questions like this
February 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Vi er på 18000kr nu 💖
#edbspillet Giv en krone hvis du kan. Og husk at være gode mod hinanden.
January 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
fytringsrighed, har jeg ret gutterne?
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Yakko's World (Latin Club Mix)
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Suddenly pretty convinced by takes about how American culture is frozen in a time loop of reboots and sequels
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
right behind homeplate for cuba v curazao. unfollow me now baseball is the only thing I'll ever post about from now on
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yakko's World (Latin Club Mix)
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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angry north americans text like sephiroth angry south americans text like liquid snake
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president of colombia, gustavo petro's response to trump
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder
April 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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gunplay seems so passé among trans girls these days. so, we propose something that they'll actually fear: leadplay
January 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He don't circus on not my monkeys til I, uh,
January 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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me: they are called nuns because chick monks was taken

wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks

me: *spits coffee* WHAT
September 9, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of
January 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ok
December 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Bird flu? Likely thing for a bird to do
December 27, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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in honor of his birthday my favorite mao quote. i may not be a maoist but he knew what he was talking about here, red pepper crispy chicken and hunan style red pepper braised pork belly (often called chairman mao's pork belly) fucking rule so hard.
December 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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THEY HAVE A BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE QRTS ORNAMENT???
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December 26, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Did you hear about Scrooge? Yeah, completely different guy now. Keeps Christmas in his heart. No, he’s still a moneylender; foreclosed on that orphanage last week. Bought ‘em a turkey though
December 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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I hear they're adding the Cousin Walk as an emote to fortnight
December 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM