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Ashurbonerpal
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Do you ever consider why the noble hotdog didn’t emerge as the dominant treat served in American fast food chains over the hamburger? It doesn’t even exist in the periphery. Sadly relegated to gas stations
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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AI is getting better at comedy and it’s making human beings nervous
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Cum crane
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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POV: you're a small dog in the yard across from a routine traffic stop
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Meowfeggio 528hz Healing Frequencies ✨️🌌
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM