Ashley bo bashley
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Lost in a book. Be back never.
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
I’m just a girl.
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I’m just a girl.
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
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Not gonna lie… it’ll be really hard to drag my mind away from the love triangle it’s having with Vox Machina, Wicked and the Cosmere right now.
December 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Not gonna lie… it’ll be really hard to drag my mind away from the love triangle it’s having with Vox Machina, Wicked and the Cosmere right now.
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Josh Allen and Buffalo are the perfect match for each other
December 2, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Josh Allen and Buffalo are the perfect match for each other
This is insane. Snow ball in Buffalo every week, please.
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 AM
This is insane. Snow ball in Buffalo every week, please.
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When you open up a book to escape the horrors of this world by reading a nice dystopia novel with an even worse world....
December 1, 2024 at 12:42 AM
When you open up a book to escape the horrors of this world by reading a nice dystopia novel with an even worse world....
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Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.
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With a win tomorrow night, the Bills can win the AFC East, becoming the first NFL team to clinch a division title with 5 weeks to play since the Colts in 2009 and one of only 8 teams to ever do so.
More stats heading into Sunday night ⬇️
More stats heading into Sunday night ⬇️
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 PM
With a win tomorrow night, the Bills can win the AFC East, becoming the first NFL team to clinch a division title with 5 weeks to play since the Colts in 2009 and one of only 8 teams to ever do so.
More stats heading into Sunday night ⬇️
More stats heading into Sunday night ⬇️
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“One clove of garlic” lol
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 PM
“One clove of garlic” lol
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I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure
Watching the Macy’s Day Parade
8yo: I see Pennywise!
Me: Umm.. you mean Ronald McDonald?!?!
8yo: I see Pennywise!
Me: Umm.. you mean Ronald McDonald?!?!
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Watching the Macy’s Day Parade
8yo: I see Pennywise!
Me: Umm.. you mean Ronald McDonald?!?!
8yo: I see Pennywise!
Me: Umm.. you mean Ronald McDonald?!?!
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It’s not that you have too many books. It’s that you don’t have enough bookshelves.
November 26, 2024 at 2:41 AM
It’s not that you have too many books. It’s that you don’t have enough bookshelves.
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It’s green bean casserole season and you’ll never get me to stop loving this slop.
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It’s green bean casserole season and you’ll never get me to stop loving this slop.