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trying to blog like it's 2012
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how do these people not understand that warm-and-fuzzy democratic socialists are the absolute best case scenario for the future of the democratic party lol
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this week i organized a debate watch party that was covered by Al Jazeera lol
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
these guys setting all this money on fire just goes to show they can afford the slightly higher taxes…it’s the working class having power that they fear
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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anyone else rock hard right now
Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
lmao. lol even.

imagine still punching left when the biggest political upset of the year that brought new voters to the party and rewrote the electoral map…..was pulled off by a leftist and his meddling comrades
Leftists are just wreckers. They are a huge part of why we currently have no bench.
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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im pretty much never emotionally stable enough to hear the sax solo in Thunder Road
September 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
September 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i luv when it is fresh hop day because all my pals post instagram photos of pretty fresh hops :) i hope everyone brewing late tonight has a good time :)
August 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i’m so glad my hearty peasant ancestors gave me child bearing hips that i use almost exclusively to balance cases of seltzer on my way home from the store
August 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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beyond the moral ghoulish ness I just don't understand the basic contention of how this is supposed to work as a defense. if a whole population of people was starving en masse, would one expect people with "pre-existing conditions" to be over or underrepresented amongst those who die first?
‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
August 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
if you read this is and went “ah yes, true. all those people are freaks who, unlike me, have the correct opinion of Sydney Sweeney” YOU TOO. EVERYONE. STOP.
everyone is being weird about Sydney Sweeney. EVERYONE. ALL OF YOU. STOP.
I’d been encouraged to post my stuff to Substack’s app so I logged in for the first time in forever and this was presented to me.
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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nyt editors doing the "vaxxed?" meme for palestinian kids wasting away in a deliberately engineered famine. even as they scramble to establish an institutional alibi for helping israel sell its grotesque genocide for the past two years, they can't resist manufacturing a little consent in the process
Genocide from starvation apparently doesn't count if there was a preexisting condition according to the New York Times.
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
everyone is being weird about Sydney Sweeney. EVERYONE. ALL OF YOU. STOP.
I’d been encouraged to post my stuff to Substack’s app so I logged in for the first time in forever and this was presented to me.
July 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hello to the people who follow me here. i have launched a Patreon! wanna toss some dollars at me for words i write?

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trying to blog like it's 2012
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July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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One month ago tonight.
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
July 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Fenway Park is an iconic American institution, and it’s the workers there that make every Red Sox game special.

The team is extremely profitable. They should treat their employees with respect, pay them decent wages and negotiate a fair contract with the union.
July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
whats the best beer and why is it an ice cold Modelo straight from the fridge after an hour of fighting with your air conditioner and finally getting it to work?
July 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
why do people complain about Americans in Europe so much when the English are Right There
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i just keep crying. Brad Lander is a true public servant.
Brad Lander's arrival earlier tonight at Zohran HQ
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I am weeping
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
if you’re in line to ruin Andrew Cuomo’s life, stay in line!!!!!!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
one of the best things about this mayoral race has been Bill de Blasio entering his messy era.
June 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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anyone who says there are no good candidates for NYC mayor is ignorant. anyone who says cuomo is the best choice is a coward.
June 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
did have a beautiful moment walking to my turf with my canvass partner and we saw a Lander poll visibility person and got to kinda ~tip our hats~
RCV is the reason why the Lander and Mamdani fan bases aren't at each others' throats, Bernie vs Warren 2020 style
June 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM