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#PaulJoshua was, as expected, pathetic.
Paul survived not by boxing, but by running away and, idiotically, trying to wrestle.
And when he couldn't run anymore, he got caned. Let this be the last time we see this pick-me loser millionaire taken in any way seriously in the sport.
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Trump describes himself as the first Jewish President.

No. But he is a schmuck, a shlemiel, a meshugge putz who only ever knows how to kvetch. He has done bupkis for America, only himself. He’s all spiel, but he’s just a ligner, a gonif. He’s the ultimate paskudnik.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Waiting for my second worst team in the league to make one (1) signing while seeing the best team in the league sign the best goalkeeper in the league
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Georgia elected 2 new Democratic PSC members in a landslide.

Before they are seated in January, the current ALL REPUBLICAN PSC is ramming through a plan at the last minute that will bring -

1. More data centers
2. More CO2 by building gas power plants
3. Higher rates for working Georgians.
Georgia Power, PSC staff strike deal to allow historic data center expansion
Georgia Power and the Public Service Commission’s staff unveiled a deal that would allow the utility to build huge amounts of new power plants, mostly to serve data centers.
www.ajc.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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The only thing 92% of MLS fans support is whoever's playing Inter Miami
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Trump won 50.9% of the vote in North Carolina.

If their gerrymander works, the GOP will have 78.6% of the NC US House Seats.

Unlike the Senate, the Founding Fathers designed the House to be a majoritarian body.

This goes against the right's beloved originalism.

Which is a totally made up thing.
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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If you are a successful restaurant or shop or brewery or whatever that is contributing to making your neighborhood more awesome, please do everything in your power to acquire your location.

Otherwise you are just enriching your landlord.*

*This isn't a slight of landlords. They are mostly fine.
HOLY SHIT

YES

HOMEGROWN FOREVER!!!!!!

YES

HOLY SHIT

www.instagram.com/reel/DNQxw7D...
August 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
$21mm worth of hats?
There’s about to be a run on cowboy hats in Rio de Janeiro and (again) in Lyon.

Botafogo 1, PSG 0.
June 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hahaha
June 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Why would I want to open a spreadsheet sheet in Teams and why would you make that the default action?
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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It's rubbish that Sebastian Berhalter is suspended for this Concacaf Champions Cup final, just because of two yellow cards in separate games.
June 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Check out Sam,
Joe and Rob and subscribe

www.fivestripefinal.com/p/atlanta-un...
Atlanta United's chances aren't created equal
Atlanta United aren't generating the right kinds of chances
www.fivestripefinal.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Dear god, please let us somehow accidentally win this game just so he doesn’t put Brooks back in the lineup
May 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is every bit as good as our season is bad @atlutd17.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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How does this not violate HIPAA?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 8
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
RFK Jr. says autism database will use Medicare and Medicaid info
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
www.npr.org
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Maybe we will see fucking unicorns too
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Rebalancing of China economy towards consumption and US economy towards manufacturing in two to three years would be a huge win - JPMorgan session.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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feels pointed
April 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Reply Guys alone move the wheels of history.
April 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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It's pretty easy to operate a "good enough" national economic policy: don't run big fiscal deficits, don't over-regulate business, don't under-regulate banks, keep the infrastructure up to date, educate the next generation, uphold honest justice, trade freely with the world.
April 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Something that’ll never fail to bother me about the Supreme Court is that many of the justices proclaim to be faithful keepers of our history but then fail to learn anything meaningful from it. “I’ll talk about the ancient origins of habeas while also destroying its value as an enduring principle.”
April 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Good day to remember that a US President has no inherent power over tariffs whatsoever. It’s not like war powers or pardons. It’s entirely delegated by Congress to deal with emergencies. GOP Congress cld modify that law tonight and bring this to a screeching halt.
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM