Arv
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He/Him/His • 27 • Sometimes I make stuff and things • I really think I would have been a good cowboy
I was listening to the radio and a local ad came on featuring bells so incredibly sibilant I couldn't even tell you what the ad was about, all I know is I wanted an ice pick lobotomy in that moment and 30 seconds later when they played the ad again
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was listening to the radio and a local ad came on featuring bells so incredibly sibilant I couldn't even tell you what the ad was about, all I know is I wanted an ice pick lobotomy in that moment and 30 seconds later when they played the ad again
You know, I was having a pretty bad night and was ready to go to bed
Then I saw one of my favorite authors was streaming on Twitch
Turned out he was playing with viewers and I got to hop in for 15 minutes
Night redeemed 😌
Then I saw one of my favorite authors was streaming on Twitch
Turned out he was playing with viewers and I got to hop in for 15 minutes
Night redeemed 😌
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You know, I was having a pretty bad night and was ready to go to bed
Then I saw one of my favorite authors was streaming on Twitch
Turned out he was playing with viewers and I got to hop in for 15 minutes
Night redeemed 😌
Then I saw one of my favorite authors was streaming on Twitch
Turned out he was playing with viewers and I got to hop in for 15 minutes
Night redeemed 😌
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The Benoit Blanc movies work because they know what you want out of a detective:
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Benoit Blanc movies work because they know what you want out of a detective:
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Advertising for men is so wild
I just got an ad that opened with something along the lines of "technology has lead us astray, we've lost our compass, we don't have a true north"
And it's an ad for protein powder
I just got an ad that opened with something along the lines of "technology has lead us astray, we've lost our compass, we don't have a true north"
And it's an ad for protein powder
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Advertising for men is so wild
I just got an ad that opened with something along the lines of "technology has lead us astray, we've lost our compass, we don't have a true north"
And it's an ad for protein powder
I just got an ad that opened with something along the lines of "technology has lead us astray, we've lost our compass, we don't have a true north"
And it's an ad for protein powder
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Using cheese chips to scoop cheesy mashed potatoes like it's dip. Calories is calories. I'll go eat a carrot about it later
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Using cheese chips to scoop cheesy mashed potatoes like it's dip. Calories is calories. I'll go eat a carrot about it later
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what the fuck is Mamdani's charisma modifier, all of the videos i've seen of this meeting are insane
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what the fuck is Mamdani's charisma modifier, all of the videos i've seen of this meeting are insane
What the flying fuck is going on???
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What the flying fuck is going on???
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.
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running a lil late but it’s jackbox time! come say hi! i’ll be hanging in chat:) www.twitch.tv/hello_rinn
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
running a lil late but it’s jackbox time! come say hi! i’ll be hanging in chat:) www.twitch.tv/hello_rinn
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kai’s gonna be doing a twitch anniversary stream today at 1!
we’re gonna play some jackbox so drop by and hang out:)
we’re gonna play some jackbox so drop by and hang out:)
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
kai’s gonna be doing a twitch anniversary stream today at 1!
we’re gonna play some jackbox so drop by and hang out:)
we’re gonna play some jackbox so drop by and hang out:)
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i think i should play beetlejuice on broadway repost if u agree
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i think i should play beetlejuice on broadway repost if u agree
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The most American thing that has ever happened was when Osama Bin Laden died and John Cena announced the news to a crowd of drunk Floridian WWE viewers, and then left the ring while they blasted Stars And Stripes Forever
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The most American thing that has ever happened was when Osama Bin Laden died and John Cena announced the news to a crowd of drunk Floridian WWE viewers, and then left the ring while they blasted Stars And Stripes Forever
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Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
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having nice long adult conversation on a friday afternoon is so refreshing after a week of 67 skibidi sigma rizz with my middle schoolers
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
having nice long adult conversation on a friday afternoon is so refreshing after a week of 67 skibidi sigma rizz with my middle schoolers
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HE SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH HE'S SO TRANSPARENT
IF YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS RIZZLESS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT GLUE LIKE THE REST OF US HE'D BE HARFING IT DOWN WITH A SPOON BY NEXT TUESDAY
IF YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS RIZZLESS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT GLUE LIKE THE REST OF US HE'D BE HARFING IT DOWN WITH A SPOON BY NEXT TUESDAY
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
HE SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH HE'S SO TRANSPARENT
IF YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS RIZZLESS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT GLUE LIKE THE REST OF US HE'D BE HARFING IT DOWN WITH A SPOON BY NEXT TUESDAY
IF YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS RIZZLESS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT GLUE LIKE THE REST OF US HE'D BE HARFING IT DOWN WITH A SPOON BY NEXT TUESDAY
Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me
"Can you please fill my balloon?"
I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible
"Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon"
He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)
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Incredible new canonical "she let me hit cause I'm goofy" image
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Incredible new canonical "she let me hit cause I'm goofy" image
Saw a full size fridge abandoned on the side of the 101, just in case anyone is in the market for a free fridge
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Saw a full size fridge abandoned on the side of the 101, just in case anyone is in the market for a free fridge
Went to the arcade tonight, made out like a BANDIT
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Went to the arcade tonight, made out like a BANDIT
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My family has arranged a gofundme for my brother Kyle. If you can't donate anything, sharing it will mean the world to me. We do not have the funds on hand for his burial and funeral. He did not have any life insurance for us to help in paying.
gofund.me/e80bf622e
gofund.me/e80bf622e
Donate to Assist Baker Family in Honoring Their Loved One, organized by Amanda Baker
Hi-
My brother in law, Kyle, passed away unexpectedly on 10/31/25. We ar… Amanda Baker needs your support for Assist Baker Family in Honoring Their Loved One
gofund.me
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My family has arranged a gofundme for my brother Kyle. If you can't donate anything, sharing it will mean the world to me. We do not have the funds on hand for his burial and funeral. He did not have any life insurance for us to help in paying.
gofund.me/e80bf622e
gofund.me/e80bf622e
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he's so so so close to unlocking the chris evans chest grab. that's all he needs to become the most likable person on earth
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
he's so so so close to unlocking the chris evans chest grab. that's all he needs to become the most likable person on earth
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especially now that shit is just. shit
hey! it’s my birthday today and if you want you can give me a gift! things have been rough lately but it’s my birthday so i feel way less weird asking for it. anyway, feel free to make my day (and please share if you don’t want to/can’t toss me some bday money)! 💖
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October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
especially now that shit is just. shit