TrashMarine
@trashmarine.bsky.social
17 y/o Musician Moron from the UK.
Commissions always open, rates always on the floor.
My gender identity changes with the bit. All the pronouns, all the time.
https://trashmarine.neocities.org/
Commissions always open, rates always on the floor.
My gender identity changes with the bit. All the pronouns, all the time.
https://trashmarine.neocities.org/
the present plan is to rewatch The Muppet Movie as many times as I can until I either:
- gain ProZD Peter Pan level of intimate knowledge of the film's performances, dialogue and timings so it lives in my mind forever
- finally get a therapist
- gain ProZD Peter Pan level of intimate knowledge of the film's performances, dialogue and timings so it lives in my mind forever
- finally get a therapist
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
the present plan is to rewatch The Muppet Movie as many times as I can until I either:
- gain ProZD Peter Pan level of intimate knowledge of the film's performances, dialogue and timings so it lives in my mind forever
- finally get a therapist
- gain ProZD Peter Pan level of intimate knowledge of the film's performances, dialogue and timings so it lives in my mind forever
- finally get a therapist
how are you supposed to get into therapy dawg they don't make this shit easy at all
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
how are you supposed to get into therapy dawg they don't make this shit easy at all
on account of my mother it is now The Muppet Movie accompanied by the distant sound of Poor Unfortunate Souls
hard drive briefly stopped working during the film and this fucked up the data stream somehow
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
on account of my mother it is now The Muppet Movie accompanied by the distant sound of Poor Unfortunate Souls
hard drive briefly stopped working during the film and this fucked up the data stream somehow
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
hard drive briefly stopped working during the film and this fucked up the data stream somehow
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
long story short i'm now rewatching the muppet movie but in complete silence
i dont think my hard drive is supposed to beep like that
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i dont think my hard drive is supposed to beep like that
its all "normalize naming your kids after 10/10 songs" until i rock up and name my son Mr. Moustache
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
its all "normalize naming your kids after 10/10 songs" until i rock up and name my son Mr. Moustache
country music isnt bad you're just listening to the wrong country music
fuck outta here with this boring ass mainstream stompclamphey pop country shit
try listening to some cowpunk or psychobilly and get back to me
fuck outta here with this boring ass mainstream stompclamphey pop country shit
try listening to some cowpunk or psychobilly and get back to me
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
country music isnt bad you're just listening to the wrong country music
fuck outta here with this boring ass mainstream stompclamphey pop country shit
try listening to some cowpunk or psychobilly and get back to me
fuck outta here with this boring ass mainstream stompclamphey pop country shit
try listening to some cowpunk or psychobilly and get back to me
my sisters using my yt account again
goth girl asmr and 9/11 footage is an insane combo she will never escape samsara
goth girl asmr and 9/11 footage is an insane combo she will never escape samsara
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my sisters using my yt account again
goth girl asmr and 9/11 footage is an insane combo she will never escape samsara
goth girl asmr and 9/11 footage is an insane combo she will never escape samsara
The most American thing that has ever happened was when Osama Bin Laden died and John Cena announced the news to a crowd of drunk Floridian WWE viewers, and then left the ring while they blasted Stars And Stripes Forever
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The most American thing that has ever happened was when Osama Bin Laden died and John Cena announced the news to a crowd of drunk Floridian WWE viewers, and then left the ring while they blasted Stars And Stripes Forever
Reposted by TrashMarine
Shawn's Got The Shotgun - TrashMarine Cover
YouTube video by TrashMarine Music
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November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
notable uptick in puppygirl posts in my feed just now
fascinating
fascinating
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
notable uptick in puppygirl posts in my feed just now
fascinating
fascinating
There's probably a cogent point to be made here about socialism, the means of production, parliamentary/presidential democracy, etc.
I'm too tired to dress that point up neatly with prose and wit but it's in there somewhere
I'm too tired to dress that point up neatly with prose and wit but it's in there somewhere
If I had the money I would be learning the saxophone immediately and I would be so insufferable with it at all times
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's probably a cogent point to be made here about socialism, the means of production, parliamentary/presidential democracy, etc.
I'm too tired to dress that point up neatly with prose and wit but it's in there somewhere
I'm too tired to dress that point up neatly with prose and wit but it's in there somewhere
If I had the money I would be learning the saxophone immediately and I would be so insufferable with it at all times
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If I had the money I would be learning the saxophone immediately and I would be so insufferable with it at all times
honestly man sometimes you gotta give yourself stupid questions and see what stupid answer you give
like "would you rather shake hands with the president or eat a fistful of insects" and frankly my answer is i'd eat a entire steel barrel of crickets if i had to
like "would you rather shake hands with the president or eat a fistful of insects" and frankly my answer is i'd eat a entire steel barrel of crickets if i had to
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
honestly man sometimes you gotta give yourself stupid questions and see what stupid answer you give
like "would you rather shake hands with the president or eat a fistful of insects" and frankly my answer is i'd eat a entire steel barrel of crickets if i had to
like "would you rather shake hands with the president or eat a fistful of insects" and frankly my answer is i'd eat a entire steel barrel of crickets if i had to
dude honestly i think i just had a new fuckin awakening that being weird and strange is my greatest freedom
Dostoevsky was fuckin right when he said "Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it"
Dostoevsky was fuckin right when he said "Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it"
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
dude honestly i think i just had a new fuckin awakening that being weird and strange is my greatest freedom
Dostoevsky was fuckin right when he said "Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it"
Dostoevsky was fuckin right when he said "Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it"
shoutout to all the mentally disturbed girlies out there
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
shoutout to all the mentally disturbed girlies out there
it would turn out that coconut milk is fucking awesome
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it would turn out that coconut milk is fucking awesome
I hope the Half Life 3 hopium going around turns out to be a Half Life movie announcement so they can finally cast Louis Cancelmi as GMan
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hope the Half Life 3 hopium going around turns out to be a Half Life movie announcement so they can finally cast Louis Cancelmi as GMan
Mario Galaxy Movie looks pretty good I think, my only notes are that:
1 - The Rosalina design will probably have to grow on me like the first movie's designs did
2 - That is not the voice I thought Bowser Jr would have but I don't hate it
1 - The Rosalina design will probably have to grow on me like the first movie's designs did
2 - That is not the voice I thought Bowser Jr would have but I don't hate it
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mario Galaxy Movie looks pretty good I think, my only notes are that:
1 - The Rosalina design will probably have to grow on me like the first movie's designs did
2 - That is not the voice I thought Bowser Jr would have but I don't hate it
1 - The Rosalina design will probably have to grow on me like the first movie's designs did
2 - That is not the voice I thought Bowser Jr would have but I don't hate it
insane app name dawg i'm takin my business elsewhere
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
insane app name dawg i'm takin my business elsewhere
tragic thing about jackbox hearsay is that the only time we play jackbox is in the dead of night and all of these prompts require singing and yelling lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
tragic thing about jackbox hearsay is that the only time we play jackbox is in the dead of night and all of these prompts require singing and yelling lmao
been practicing my shitty trump impression recently and that means I've started just doing trump hands sometimes
itll probably wear off eventually but fuck, hell of a cherry on top of the trump mud pie
"his mannerisms are so weird they'll subconsciously invade your psyche if you do them even once"
itll probably wear off eventually but fuck, hell of a cherry on top of the trump mud pie
"his mannerisms are so weird they'll subconsciously invade your psyche if you do them even once"
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
been practicing my shitty trump impression recently and that means I've started just doing trump hands sometimes
itll probably wear off eventually but fuck, hell of a cherry on top of the trump mud pie
"his mannerisms are so weird they'll subconsciously invade your psyche if you do them even once"
itll probably wear off eventually but fuck, hell of a cherry on top of the trump mud pie
"his mannerisms are so weird they'll subconsciously invade your psyche if you do them even once"
IDK if you guys agree but something that really bugs me more than it should is people treating musical artist persona's (i;e Tyler Egos, Slim Shady, MF DOOM) like they are the same thing as the artist
Daniel Dumile was the human artist. MF DOOM was one of his characters. Separate concepts imo
Daniel Dumile was the human artist. MF DOOM was one of his characters. Separate concepts imo
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
IDK if you guys agree but something that really bugs me more than it should is people treating musical artist persona's (i;e Tyler Egos, Slim Shady, MF DOOM) like they are the same thing as the artist
Daniel Dumile was the human artist. MF DOOM was one of his characters. Separate concepts imo
Daniel Dumile was the human artist. MF DOOM was one of his characters. Separate concepts imo
There's a guy in my town whose entire house is covered in Remembrance Day stickers and flags so you just know he's at home having a wonderful time on this day that we're supposed to use for quiet reflection on the devastating consequences of war
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There's a guy in my town whose entire house is covered in Remembrance Day stickers and flags so you just know he's at home having a wonderful time on this day that we're supposed to use for quiet reflection on the devastating consequences of war