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Half man, half Fhtagn.
Hull, music, politics, space, nature, folklore, science, food.
All things gothic, books, punk rock.
Discontent creator.
Hull, music, politics, space, nature, folklore, science, food.
All things gothic, books, punk rock.
Discontent creator.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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So whose Advent calendar will look like this in the first two days?
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So whose Advent calendar will look like this in the first two days?
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been too:
The Damned
John Cooper Clarke
Cliff Richard
Dragged Into Sunlight
Chelsea Wolfe
The Damned
John Cooper Clarke
Cliff Richard
Dragged Into Sunlight
Chelsea Wolfe
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Motörhead
Slayer
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Motörhead
Slayer
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Taco Cat
Coheed and Cambria
Rina Sawayama
Cattle Decapitation
Clipping
Taco Cat
Coheed and Cambria
Rina Sawayama
Cattle Decapitation
Clipping
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been too:
The Damned
John Cooper Clarke
Cliff Richard
Dragged Into Sunlight
Chelsea Wolfe
The Damned
John Cooper Clarke
Cliff Richard
Dragged Into Sunlight
Chelsea Wolfe
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Farage and the spirit of Christmas past
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Farage and the spirit of Christmas past
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/fun... it's great when hate produces an unexpected act of kindness. The Flying Farage is funded for the RNLI to rescue people at sea, and all because of hateful anti-migrant rhetoric.
Fundraiser to buy RNLI new lifeboat in Nigel Farage's name hits £300k target
Next stop, half a million!
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/fun... it's great when hate produces an unexpected act of kindness. The Flying Farage is funded for the RNLI to rescue people at sea, and all because of hateful anti-migrant rhetoric.
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Nigel Farage could easily dismiss evidence pointing to him being a Hitler-loving fascist by claiming that he’s never met himself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nigel Farage could easily dismiss evidence pointing to him being a Hitler-loving fascist by claiming that he’s never met himself.
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It’s really something. The greatest country in the history of the world twice elected the most stupid, most ignorant, biggest idiot in the history of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s really something. The greatest country in the history of the world twice elected the most stupid, most ignorant, biggest idiot in the history of the world.
Some of y'all are clearly not wetting enough legs.
Some of y’all are clearly not breaking enough bad.
Some of y'all are clearly not smashing enough pumpkins.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some of y'all are clearly not wetting enough legs.
Now we know why Trump hated Hillary Clinton 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Now we know why Trump hated Hillary Clinton 😂
Alternativearketing idea:
Lush - your parents will love cleaning the bath after this fucker
Lush - your parents will love cleaning the bath after this fucker
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Alternativearketing idea:
Lush - your parents will love cleaning the bath after this fucker
Lush - your parents will love cleaning the bath after this fucker
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
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Jesus Ma Balles
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Jesus Ma Balles
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
Campaigning for the Democrats. It's like when Phil Collins said he would leave UK if Labour won.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Campaigning for the Democrats. It's like when Phil Collins said he would leave UK if Labour won.
TACO Trump strikes again, giving in to Russia.
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
TACO Trump strikes again, giving in to Russia.
Here's my favourite Nina Simone song, what's yours?
youtu.be/ec1ZqdxicLs?...
youtu.be/ec1ZqdxicLs?...
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Here's my favourite Nina Simone song, what's yours?
youtu.be/ec1ZqdxicLs?...
youtu.be/ec1ZqdxicLs?...
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November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When karma comes collecting...
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When karma comes collecting...
Let's drop him on Russia.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Let's drop him on Russia.
What should I make for my #meatfreechristmas ? Any cool recipe ideas welcomed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What should I make for my #meatfreechristmas ? Any cool recipe ideas welcomed.
People now jumping up and down because his name sounds English are as bad as those who do the same when it sounds foreign. People were seriously injured, stop being ghouls. #anthontwilliams
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
People now jumping up and down because his name sounds English are as bad as those who do the same when it sounds foreign. People were seriously injured, stop being ghouls. #anthontwilliams
I took her hand in marriage and now she can't wear shoes with laces.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I took her hand in marriage and now she can't wear shoes with laces.
Come on America, now do Trump!
Buckingham Palace has announced that it is removing all remaining styles, titles and honours of Prince Andrew:
"Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor."
He is also being evicted from his accommodation at Royal Lodge.
Correct action, but it should never have taken this long.
"Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor."
He is also being evicted from his accommodation at Royal Lodge.
Correct action, but it should never have taken this long.
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Come on America, now do Trump!