He has left the UK so only threat left is to send things back. Let's hope we don't get his turkey teeth.

Also there's an old favourite.
Why are gnus so cheap?
Because they're not deer.

I once woke in the night wondering if worms have a dominant side.

He can't in UK as out of time limit for defamation, but may try to in Florida, which is not as likely to succeed as it wasn't available there. Also he has to prove material loss but despite it he won an election and gifted a fortune.

The world would be better if they learned to say smooth instead of rough, rough, ROUGH!

To be fair he looks like he would know.

The chef at the climate summit refused to prepare a vegan feast and had to be replaced. What vegan dish would be suitable for such an event?