Stand by Donald Trump is having very bad diarrhea.

Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

ay lmao

The Kentucky legislature is considering a law to roll back workplace safety and appease businesses.

The law would let businesses that successfully appeal workplace safety or health citations request a financial award from the state for expenses like legal fees and court costs.

Left-wing censorship was a fantasy, but the right-wing censorship is real, unconstitutional, and murderous. There was no majority anti-conservative social media bias or casual forced use of words like “birthing person.” But stripping protest rights and official language is actual deadly censorship

Guys I just opened one of those little thin produce bags on the first try. 🤯 My wings unfurl. I glow with power. It has been nice to know you. Soon, I Ascend

Finally reunited

My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

“And the Juno for Best Canadian artist goes to…
Kendrick Lamar!!??
Et Lá Juneau pour La premier artist Canadie…”

People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose