Willow
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pluribus is an entire show about having a category five white woman moment
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
pluribus is an entire show about having a category five white woman moment
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still thinking about the guy who called in to the pizza place I used to work asking for something free and I said "I can't do that sir" and he was like "of course you can, just make it and give it to me". sir are you aware of how the entire goddamn everything works?
January 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
still thinking about the guy who called in to the pizza place I used to work asking for something free and I said "I can't do that sir" and he was like "of course you can, just make it and give it to me". sir are you aware of how the entire goddamn everything works?
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Insomnia. Only the best of us can handle this night after night.
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Insomnia. Only the best of us can handle this night after night.
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how am I supposed to take this class seriously when I'm learning about a tool called a "rogue hoe" which features a "pounding wedge"
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
how am I supposed to take this class seriously when I'm learning about a tool called a "rogue hoe" which features a "pounding wedge"
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Call me pescatarian
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Call me pescatarian
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I legit think most big corporations would stop using AI for important tasks overnight if there was just a law that determined that whoever used the AI was accountable for its actions.
"But we don't know precisely what the AI is going to do!"
yeah EXACTLY
"But we don't know precisely what the AI is going to do!"
yeah EXACTLY
December 9, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I legit think most big corporations would stop using AI for important tasks overnight if there was just a law that determined that whoever used the AI was accountable for its actions.
"But we don't know precisely what the AI is going to do!"
yeah EXACTLY
"But we don't know precisely what the AI is going to do!"
yeah EXACTLY
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
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you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
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who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 AM
who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights
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Flushing my fake weed call that CBD toilet
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Flushing my fake weed call that CBD toilet
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I am EXTREMELY cautious about covid BECAUSE I am a game designer and have worked with dice rolls and drop rates. 1-in-20 is an ENORMOUS chance, when the “roll” can happen multiple times a year, and the “crit” is a permanent disability… and the actual numbers for that are 1-in-10 to 1-in-5.
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I am EXTREMELY cautious about covid BECAUSE I am a game designer and have worked with dice rolls and drop rates. 1-in-20 is an ENORMOUS chance, when the “roll” can happen multiple times a year, and the “crit” is a permanent disability… and the actual numbers for that are 1-in-10 to 1-in-5.
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would very much appreciate it if you signed this
December 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
would very much appreciate it if you signed this
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STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
December 12, 2024 at 4:15 PM
STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
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just had a really great idea for a business and it's just DVD netflix
December 12, 2024 at 8:55 PM
just had a really great idea for a business and it's just DVD netflix
Hey man how's it going
It smells like updog in here
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Hey man how's it going
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technically most cars are filled with blood
transmission shifting logic is run on hydraulic pressure through a complex maze of passages that both looks like and literally are a brain - a non-electronic computer that decides everything
transmission shifting logic is run on hydraulic pressure through a complex maze of passages that both looks like and literally are a brain - a non-electronic computer that decides everything
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
technically most cars are filled with blood
transmission shifting logic is run on hydraulic pressure through a complex maze of passages that both looks like and literally are a brain - a non-electronic computer that decides everything
transmission shifting logic is run on hydraulic pressure through a complex maze of passages that both looks like and literally are a brain - a non-electronic computer that decides everything
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i went to a blindfolded sculpture event and created a nightmare that i immediately fell in love with
December 6, 2024 at 4:06 AM
i went to a blindfolded sculpture event and created a nightmare that i immediately fell in love with
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Special one only for the bluesky folks: I am actually designing a new divination deck based on TCG mechanics. The cards will not have any text besides the name. The mechanics are displayed entirely through the art, which will be (probably) based on high medieval marginalia.
December 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Special one only for the bluesky folks: I am actually designing a new divination deck based on TCG mechanics. The cards will not have any text besides the name. The mechanics are displayed entirely through the art, which will be (probably) based on high medieval marginalia.
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Everyone is happy with their parachute until they need it to open.
Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Everyone is happy with their parachute until they need it to open.
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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People cannot become billionaires without human exploitation involved.
People can become millionaires through luck, connections, and healthy business practices.
Not all people with wealth, or disposable income are bad people. But all people who are billionaires are in fact, bad people.
People can become millionaires through luck, connections, and healthy business practices.
Not all people with wealth, or disposable income are bad people. But all people who are billionaires are in fact, bad people.
There’s a lot of discourse about CEOs and billionaires right now. It’s hard to have this convo on TikTok but I think Bluesky can handle it with nuance.
Are all billionaires bad?
Are all billionaires bad?
December 6, 2024 at 1:38 PM
People cannot become billionaires without human exploitation involved.
People can become millionaires through luck, connections, and healthy business practices.
Not all people with wealth, or disposable income are bad people. But all people who are billionaires are in fact, bad people.
People can become millionaires through luck, connections, and healthy business practices.
Not all people with wealth, or disposable income are bad people. But all people who are billionaires are in fact, bad people.
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