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Marcie Beaucoup
@sapphiconoclast.bsky.social
[she/her/🦊] hey my name's Marcie and I'm trans, sapphic & ready to get grapphic!
this edible ain't shi... birthdays are zero-indexed
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
call my wife jordy defective the way her box peak
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think if someone could bridge shuffle my vertebrae it wouldn't fix me but it would definitely help
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
using a humidifier in the kitchen and a dehumidifier in my room to wirelessly transmit water into my cup
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
found this cool sword and shield down by the riverside. can't wait to use it to study war some more
September 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
they be inflicting those Stadis Effecse on me
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
recovering pet grooming addict be like "I just need some hair of the dog"
August 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
shade of brown no one knows about call that shartreuse. follow for more high-brow sophisticated humor
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
looked up the etymology of autism and it was stupid so I propose we change the spelling to oughtism as in "you ought to give this person $800"
July 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
check out Nora Hikari: www.corporeallitmag.com/norahikari2 she has a couple poems that just punch you in the gut and make you wanna say thank you after. I like rumi's work, especially as translated by ursula k le guin. walt whitman is a classic for a reason imo
aside from song lyrics, i don’t think i’ve ever tried writing poetry. probably because i haven’t read much poetry. who are the good poets?
July 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the virgin ash ketchum (only caught 83 pokemon) vs. the chad danny phantom (did in fact catch 'em all + saved the world from a giant meteor)
July 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
CNC with my nonverbal puppygirl GF be like *changes her "no" dog button to say "yes" instead*
July 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
tumblr girlies refuse to say "fuck you" nowadays, instead they say some shit like "you are god's chamber pot and babygirl I just bought him taco bell" and it goes hard
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
realtalk: nightshade is a relative of the potato, the pepper, and the eggplant. I bet it tastes SO good fried
July 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the japanese were cooking with "revenge bedtime procrastination". I sure am procrastinating on bedtime with a vengeance
June 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
logistics to get the trans girl polycule to the function be like "if I leave my foxgirl gf with my chickengirl gf they'll start fucking nasty and then we'll be late but if I leave my chickengirl gf with my corngirl gf then same thing, and my car only seats two bc of my emotional support trash piles"
June 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"how it feels to chew 5 gum" commercial that slowly transitions into a dronification sequence
June 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
when you perfectly time the start of your joke to an appropriate gap in the conversation it should play a valheim parry noise
June 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
saw a joke about recognition of the self through the other and was like "hahaha, I do that!"
June 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
they should make little girls out of uranium so that oingo boingo gets radiation poisoning
June 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the mainstream media doesn't want you to know this, but you can dip a bubble blower in wet cement and blow rocks.
June 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
a phone is a type of girl that lives in your pocket. she knows many tricks, such as "show meme" and "make emails happen"
March 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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where all my weird little creatures at reskeet this if ur a weird lil creature
August 23, 2023 at 11:30 PM
made a bangin quesadilla AMA (America Must Atone)
March 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
horseradish in the grocery store sushi be like "watashi wa sabi ;)"
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM