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agentannk.bsky.social
Stop the press!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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agentannk.bsky.social
You're the best looking guy here." :>
September 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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james.loadingreadyrun.com
Aaaaaand that’s Halloween sorted.
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Patiently waiting for bird videos to be invented. Photo from my collection, 1956.
Black and white photo of a scruffy little longhaired tuxedo tabby kitten, it looks ginger to me. It is sitting close in front of an enormous old television set with its head turned back toward the camera as if waiting for someone to turn the tv on. This is taking place in a living room type setting, the kitten sitting on a throw rug on a wooden floor.
August 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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davemcelfatrick.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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weatherprof.bsky.social
Imagine a lightning flash from Miami to Pensacola!?!
Impossible right? Nope!
A few days ago the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) certified a 515 mile lightning flash! It spanned from Kansas City to Dallas in 2017. A new World record! 1/
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
She beat Garry Kasparov four times but he paid the mainstream media to cover it up. Photo from my collection, no date. ♟️
Color photo, somewhat discolored with age, of a long-haired tabby kitten standing in the middle of a wooden chess board and it seems to have knocked over most of the white pieces. It looks up brightly at the camera as if caught in the act.
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
This is… comfortable?
June 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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apiln.bsky.social
DRAINSPOTTING
Man dubbed 'The Drainspotter' spends 30 hours a month searching for drains
He has banded together with a group of fellow drain-lovers to create the 'Manchester Manhole Collective'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
June 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
June 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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exocomics.com
happy easter everybody 🥚
April 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas about the cookie monster. Panel 1: A confused blue monster sits in a computer class for seniors and says, “I clicked accept all cookies!” Panel 2: It looks angry, pounding on the keyboard and yelling, “Where are my fucking cookies!” Panel 3: A nervous instructor says, “Ehm, hehe. We covered that last week, sir.” Panel 4: The monster roars “RAAAAAH!!” and starts destroying the classroom. The instructor holds a phone in his hands and says, “We’re gonna need security in here again.”
April 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Been watching Sumo wrestling and I feel very old because there are Sumo wrestlers now that were born after 9/11. Zoomer Sumos.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
2047. A man enter his futuristic home to a partner sporting a mohawk and studded collar, drooling while using a VR headset. The man says "the phosphoric rain is really bad today..." He turns around and shows the damage to his attire "it nearly ate through my hyper hazmat suit..." he continues. His partner lifts his goggles up and says "all we ever talk about is the weather..." He look worried and asks "are we a boring couple?"
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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exocomics.com
the shower
March 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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graham.loadingreadyrun.com
A photo of a young David Lynch sitting on a couch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls, and the following text: David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station. "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice." Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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samwhyte.bsky.social
Yeah, well it's been Christmas.
Multipupose store selling mops, cleaning essentials and so on called "Shefat"
January 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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bogswallop.bsky.social
Lumps
January 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
December 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
rewatching Wizard of Oz and I do NOT remember the scarecrow packing heat
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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bobservo.bsky.social
when you support an Austrian composer on Patreon
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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astroanie.com
cat viciously attacks twitch streamer's face while gaming *not clickbait* /j
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Here is my Starter Cats pack! It's a collection of real people (non-bot, non-image scraper) accounts that post mostly cat content. I just updated it to put the requirements in the description so you can check before nominating someone. 🥰 go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM