ⓘ Kaiwhiu ⓘ
@aotearoa-nz.bsky.social
Family, pets, rugby, cricket, good c*nt (ind. verified), politics tragic.
Pākehā, tangata tiriti. Kāpiti Coast, Aotearoa NZ
Information is a virus.
Pākehā, tangata tiriti. Kāpiti Coast, Aotearoa NZ
Information is a virus.
Pinned
Fuck. They're locked in. NVIDIA now worth over $3tn.
AI *has* to work now, no matter the cost, no matter the emissions, the waste.
All their money is locked into "line go up" while the world burns 🤬
www.iea.org/reports/elec...
AI *has* to work now, no matter the cost, no matter the emissions, the waste.
All their money is locked into "line go up" while the world burns 🤬
www.iea.org/reports/elec...
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Woopsie
"But The Post can reveal that nearly half of those emails — 17 of the 36 — were sent not to his Beehive office but to Mitchell’s Whangaparāoa electorate office throughout January and February 2024."
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November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Woopsie
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The stopping of puberty blockers for our rangatahi is solely a POLITICAL move made by people uninformed and unqualified to make such a decision #nzpol
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The stopping of puberty blockers for our rangatahi is solely a POLITICAL move made by people uninformed and unqualified to make such a decision #nzpol
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November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Potato chip flavors on sale for the Hong Kong market. A thread 🧵
Steamed Garlic Shrimp
Steamed Garlic Shrimp
December 13, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Potato chip flavors on sale for the Hong Kong market. A thread 🧵
Steamed Garlic Shrimp
Steamed Garlic Shrimp
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Not to undermine how transphobic Simeon Brown is, but with NZ First's announcement today to repeal the Regulatory Standards Act that they literally voted to pass just days ago, I can't help but think the puberty blocker ban was a negotiation tactic to buy the votes of the very transphobic NZ First.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Not to undermine how transphobic Simeon Brown is, but with NZ First's announcement today to repeal the Regulatory Standards Act that they literally voted to pass just days ago, I can't help but think the puberty blocker ban was a negotiation tactic to buy the votes of the very transphobic NZ First.
Power cut? No WiFi? Pah, this doesn't even need a backlight 😎
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Power cut? No WiFi? Pah, this doesn't even need a backlight 😎
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“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
Does your dog bite?
No.
[Pats] BITE!
I thought you said your dog didn't bite!?
It's not my dog.
No.
[Pats] BITE!
I thought you said your dog didn't bite!?
It's not my dog.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Does your dog bite?
No.
[Pats] BITE!
I thought you said your dog didn't bite!?
It's not my dog.
No.
[Pats] BITE!
I thought you said your dog didn't bite!?
It's not my dog.
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
Hey CricViz, this is what Santner thinks of your WinViz algorithm 😄
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Hey CricViz, this is what Santner thinks of your WinViz algorithm 😄
Russia is a terrorist state!
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Смерть окупантам 🤬
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Смерть окупантам 🤬
🔴 A massive overnight barrage hit Ukraine, collapsing a Ternopil high-rise and killing at least ten, as Russia launched over 470 drones and 48 missiles across several regions.
🧵 1/4
🧵 1/4
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Russia is a terrorist state!
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Смерть окупантам 🤬
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Смерть окупантам 🤬
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[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay
I’ll avenge you dad
Don’t worry son be good for Alfred
I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father
I … what
I’ll fight clowns for you
A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating
Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you
I’ll avenge you dad
Don’t worry son be good for Alfred
I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father
I … what
I’ll fight clowns for you
A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating
Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay
I’ll avenge you dad
Don’t worry son be good for Alfred
I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father
I … what
I’ll fight clowns for you
A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating
Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you
I’ll avenge you dad
Don’t worry son be good for Alfred
I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father
I … what
I’ll fight clowns for you
A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating
Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you
"l'm ICE, boys!"
a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched next to a telephone
Alt: a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched next to a telephone
In Inglorious Basterds Hans Landa
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"l'm ICE, boys!"
Apart from that last boundary from Ravindra, Blackcaps would have had the same score! 🙃
Real battle this, with the new ball.
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Real battle this, with the new ball.
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Windies 8-0 after 4 overs of a 34 over match! 🏏
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Apart from that last boundary from Ravindra, Blackcaps would have had the same score! 🙃
Real battle this, with the new ball.
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Real battle this, with the new ball.
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
I semi-swaddled Kip on the sofa and he love hates it 😄
#AotearoaPets
#AotearoaPets
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I semi-swaddled Kip on the sofa and he love hates it 😄
#AotearoaPets
#AotearoaPets
Fascinating 🧵
Part 159 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Venus Callipyge meaning “Venus of the beautiful buttocks”. 70 BC
Venus Callipyge meaning “Venus of the beautiful buttocks”. 70 BC
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fascinating 🧵
Windies 8-0 after 4 overs of a 34 over match! 🏏
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Windies 8-0 after 4 overs of a 34 over match! 🏏
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
Looking forward to seeing how Tickner and Smith go with this swing and Forde and Seales too 😏
#NZLvWI 🇳🇿 🏏 🏝️
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Reskeet with a favourite book from your childhood
August 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Reskeet with a favourite book from your childhood
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And lastly,the old rationale that privatisation allows for "mum & dad" investors is also bogus.
1. Most investors in state asset sales are corporates.
2. Mum & dads can barely afford a block of cheese or PAYING FOR HIGHER POWER BILLS,never mind buying shares.
Watch out for the coming BS.
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1. Most investors in state asset sales are corporates.
2. Mum & dads can barely afford a block of cheese or PAYING FOR HIGHER POWER BILLS,never mind buying shares.
Watch out for the coming BS.
(4/4)
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And lastly,the old rationale that privatisation allows for "mum & dad" investors is also bogus.
1. Most investors in state asset sales are corporates.
2. Mum & dads can barely afford a block of cheese or PAYING FOR HIGHER POWER BILLS,never mind buying shares.
Watch out for the coming BS.
(4/4)
1. Most investors in state asset sales are corporates.
2. Mum & dads can barely afford a block of cheese or PAYING FOR HIGHER POWER BILLS,never mind buying shares.
Watch out for the coming BS.
(4/4)
Sorry auntie, si-What?
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sorry auntie, si-What?
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No money for school lunches
No money for hospitals
No money for ferries
No money for teachers
No money for police
No money for public transport
Fucking billions for roads.
Hate this coalition
No money for hospitals
No money for ferries
No money for teachers
No money for police
No money for public transport
Fucking billions for roads.
Hate this coalition
More than 2500 projects were under construction as of September with a total $61 billion price tag, according to a new pipeline report.
Funded projects in national infrastructure pipeline jumps by $16b
More than 2500 projects were under construction as of September with a total $61 billion price tag, according to a new pipeline report.
dlvr.it
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No money for school lunches
No money for hospitals
No money for ferries
No money for teachers
No money for police
No money for public transport
Fucking billions for roads.
Hate this coalition
No money for hospitals
No money for ferries
No money for teachers
No money for police
No money for public transport
Fucking billions for roads.
Hate this coalition
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The thing is, National KNOWS there's no future in mining. They KNOW these projects aren't feasible, financially, environmentally or politically. But they need a short-term line-go-up moment to pretend their economic plan isn't a raging dumpster fire
Willis is part of a Govt that is destroying NZ’s core international brand, ripping up our Paris climate commitments, deliberately undermining the climate sections of trade agreements , that has alienated Aus and the Pacific by supporting bottom trawling etc etc www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
‘Doolally, economic vandalism’ - Willis blasts Greens’ mining intervention
The Greens’ promise to revoke fast-tracked consents on seven mining projects has prompted government ministers to come out swinging, and one mining company to defend itself.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The thing is, National KNOWS there's no future in mining. They KNOW these projects aren't feasible, financially, environmentally or politically. But they need a short-term line-go-up moment to pretend their economic plan isn't a raging dumpster fire