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Hey yall don’t do aortoplasty for adults. It’s horseshi**. Cheers.
May 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Similar adulterations in exported heparin were found in 2008
Melamine (which has ~ 66% nitrogen content) was mixed with milk - later used in baby formula

Uric acid/ melamine stones in ~ 54,000 kids, at least 4 deaths

(Typical twists: first noticed March 2008 - pushed till Sep 2008 since Olympics)

More here en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Ch...

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2008 Chinese milk scandal - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I bet $TSLA tanks tomorrow, but a rebound is engineered in a week or two as feds announce they’re going to invest in Tesla infrastructure and buy EV’s for federal service. Red state gov’s will do the same. Based on nothing except a hunch.
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
First the CFB trophy, now the pope. What will he break next?
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I cannot wait to blast Tool’s “Eulogy” when it means something.
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Of course thats the result.... #agsky #econsky
Most Americans want manufacturing to return to the USA - they just don't want to work in the factory.
April 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My absolute favorite is to stay up all night getting an abstract in before the midnight deadline, only to get a deadline extension email the following morning.
April 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I think it’s important that DOGE knows that we keep up with the relevant literature in the “last week” replies. So I’m sending this:

www.auajournals.org/doi/full/10....
American Urological Association
www.auajournals.org
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dammit got more questions about unvaccinated blood donation today. Feckin exhausting
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
CSA delivery + ChatGPT is a great combo. How else do you get rid of rutabagas and turnips
February 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Does John Mellencamp have to scream out “vacation! In the gulf of! America!” when he goes on tour now?
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Time to start smoking cigars, wearing bowler hats, drinking heavily (just kidding I quit) and fighting fascism.
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This just gets worse & worse.

Under Trump’s new policy, cancer researchers at the NIH aren’t allowed to buy reagents, effectively halting research.

www.cnn.com/2025/01/24/h...
Scientists at NIH can’t purchase supplies for their studies after Trump administration pauses outside communications | CNN
Scientists at the National Institutes of Health have been told the communications pause announced by the Trump Administration earlier this week includes a pause on all purchasing, including supplies f...
www.cnn.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Had a convo with someone outside of medicine, and I said “man that must be nice.”
Him: “ imagine all the paperwork you hate doing. And all the dumb initiatives that your superiors think up. That’s all I do, but it doesn’t help people, and my bosses weren’t smart enough to go to medical school.”
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
December 15, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Who salutes? But no ever does.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Remember those halcyon days of the internet when we'd all just post cryptic song lyrics and then go about our day? Let's go back to that.
December 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
New amp day!!!
December 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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@drjenellstewart.bsky.social and I read this sitting next to each other. Every time I looked up, she was wide-eyed and shaking her head. @davidmcswane.bsky.social's latest story is horrifying and nuanced, and I couldn't put it down.

www.propublica.org/article/thom...
A Hospital Helped a Beloved Doctor’s Practice Flourish Even as It Suspected He Was Hurting Patients
Hailed as a savior upon his arrival in Helena, Dr. Thomas C. Weiner became a favorite of patients and his hospital’s highest earner. As the myth surrounding the high-profile oncologist grew, so did th...
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
DO NOT GO BACK AND LISTEN TO CRAZY GAME OF POKER
It will be ruined
Limewire Wrapped:

1) gin-and-juice-phish-cover-(not-actually-phish).mp3
2) unplayable_file.wav
3) ignition-remix.flac (also unplayable)
4) of-mice-men-spark-notes-chp-4.txt
5) OARCRAZYGAMEOFPOKER.mp3
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Limewire Wrapped:

1) gin-and-juice-phish-cover-(not-actually-phish).mp3
2) unplayable_file.wav
3) ignition-remix.flac (also unplayable)
4) of-mice-men-spark-notes-chp-4.txt
5) OARCRAZYGAMEOFPOKER.mp3
November 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Absolutely thrilled that we have a “patient access program” that tends to only address wealthy and savvy patients, demanding a 14 day scheduling turnaround for a 4.0cm aneurysm that was seen on a CT scan over a year ago.
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
November 29, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Do you the FDA is coming for my heater meals??
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM