@anytwocanwin.bsky.social
Finance/Operations/IT geek for Ocado, formally Amazon and Tesco. Champagne socialist, tactical voting, card holding Labour supporter. Frustrated poker player. Pro EU.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Of course if Reform get in the BBC will be forced to apologise for Pike calling Hitler a twerp.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Of course if Reform get in the BBC will be forced to apologise for Pike calling Hitler a twerp.
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
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I may have broken new ground in Private Eye, wait for two weeks with bated breath to find out, or most likely not.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I may have broken new ground in Private Eye, wait for two weeks with bated breath to find out, or most likely not.
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This Black Friday weekend you can get my Very Hungry Great White Shark a little bit cheaper. Just use the code SHARK30.
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This Black Friday weekend you can get my Very Hungry Great White Shark a little bit cheaper. Just use the code SHARK30.
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
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Some of the people in this article have shared their recollections with me before - but on condition of anonymity. Coming forward now is an act of patriotism. Farage’s claim that it never happened is the opposite.
(Note also the line about pronouncing his name.)
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
(Note also the line about pronouncing his name.)
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school
Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Some of the people in this article have shared their recollections with me before - but on condition of anonymity. Coming forward now is an act of patriotism. Farage’s claim that it never happened is the opposite.
(Note also the line about pronouncing his name.)
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
(Note also the line about pronouncing his name.)
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
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McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
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EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
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EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
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EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
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[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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[Customer looks inside the cup]
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[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
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EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibbip5v2gcsv5j7kp6qm7lp6hpmaqcsanoobea2dxms7gxgrqk4qy@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
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Dan Hannan was born in Peru.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dan Hannan was born in Peru.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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The more you look into the Prescott memo, the worse it gets
The remarkable story we discussed this morning. (No paywall but do consider subscribing.) www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
EXCLUSIVE: Michael Prescott himself doctored Trump quote in his anti-BBC report
A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The more you look into the Prescott memo, the worse it gets
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The remarkable story we discussed this morning. (No paywall but do consider subscribing.) www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
EXCLUSIVE: Michael Prescott himself doctored Trump quote in his anti-BBC report
A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The remarkable story we discussed this morning. (No paywall but do consider subscribing.) www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
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It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.
Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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October 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.
Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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Tomorrow I'll be on Laura Kuenssberg.
Will I be able to say "I can announce the Green Party have just overtaken the Tories in members!"?
It's tantalisingly close to happening!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Will I be able to say "I can announce the Green Party have just overtaken the Tories in members!"?
It's tantalisingly close to happening!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join the Green Party
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October 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tomorrow I'll be on Laura Kuenssberg.
Will I be able to say "I can announce the Green Party have just overtaken the Tories in members!"?
It's tantalisingly close to happening!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Will I be able to say "I can announce the Green Party have just overtaken the Tories in members!"?
It's tantalisingly close to happening!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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Nudging this one. A big thank you to those who have already donated or entered the raffle.
I’m joining SHOC for their Big Sleepout on October 10th! We’ll be trying to stay awake all night to raise funds and awareness to help tackle homelessness in the local area.
There are also Taskmaster prizes to be won! Click the link to find out how you can get involved.
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There are also Taskmaster prizes to be won! Click the link to find out how you can get involved.
linktr.ee/littlealexhorne
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nudging this one. A big thank you to those who have already donated or entered the raffle.
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Bloody hell.
Douglas Barrowman and Michelle Mone's company, PPE Medpro, has just been ordered to refund the Government £122m from a PPE contract.
There are two very odd things about PPE Medpro that may affect the odds of the Government ever getting that £122m...
Thread:
There are two very odd things about PPE Medpro that may affect the odds of the Government ever getting that £122m...
Thread:
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Bloody hell.
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New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/1...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/1...
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/1...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/1...
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Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?
September 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?
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Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
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All the "free speech advocates" mean by "free speech" is their perceived right to their "free speech" by which they mean their right to be racist, transphobic, misogynistic hate mongers.
The rest of our free speech was never packaged into the deal, and anyway, they have nothing but contempt for it.
The rest of our free speech was never packaged into the deal, and anyway, they have nothing but contempt for it.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
All the "free speech advocates" mean by "free speech" is their perceived right to their "free speech" by which they mean their right to be racist, transphobic, misogynistic hate mongers.
The rest of our free speech was never packaged into the deal, and anyway, they have nothing but contempt for it.
The rest of our free speech was never packaged into the deal, and anyway, they have nothing but contempt for it.
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September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Hiding the truth.
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hiding the truth.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1647
September 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1647
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