elpunknuamuerto
antspowell.bsky.social
elpunknuamuerto
@antspowell.bsky.social
Remixed media + Realismo mágico
📍PDX
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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.

They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain

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February 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Snow in Portland means it’s time to bring this gem back
February 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Salem and Portland, OR
#fiftyfiftyone #50501
February 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"Save the world, lie to cops"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You may write me down in history
with your bitter, twisted lies,
you may trod me in the very dirt
but still, like dust, I’ll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
Cause I walk like I’ve got oil wells
pumping in my living room.

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February 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The time to support your friendly public intellectual is now. This regime will target those who are well informed.
January 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Well, when put it that way…
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!
November 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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I’m finding the community here far more engaging and respectful, while still wickedly funny. Happy to be migrating to these friendlier skies.
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Americans didn’t want another old president so they elected a 78-year-old.

Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.

Keep it going lol
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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"still punk as hell," i whisper as i pull into a "future resident parking only" spot before hurriedly making my morning coffee run
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 8:22 AM