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Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
when will i face an impossible choice between my values, my country, and huge amounts of dirty money. when will this happen to me
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
when will i face an impossible choice between my values, my country, and huge amounts of dirty money. when will this happen to me
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should biscuit get hams?
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
should biscuit get hams?
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my life is pretty comfy all in all but it has been weeks since i've had more than one day in a row to sleep in and it feels so good man, i feel like a king, i feel like mfing elvis presley in his silk pajamas
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my life is pretty comfy all in all but it has been weeks since i've had more than one day in a row to sleep in and it feels so good man, i feel like a king, i feel like mfing elvis presley in his silk pajamas
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the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
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David Penfound, 1990’s
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
David Penfound, 1990’s
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i've played thru zelda wind waker easily half a dozen times start to finish, i did the whole nintendo gallery, the whole trading quest, the whole 9 yards and i would do it all over again in a heartbeat
August 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i've played thru zelda wind waker easily half a dozen times start to finish, i did the whole nintendo gallery, the whole trading quest, the whole 9 yards and i would do it all over again in a heartbeat
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boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
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If you live in Minnesota you have access (no login required) to thousands of journals and ebooks, the full text of the NYT, WaPo, WSJ, Star Tribune (all the way back to the 80s), and much more. All thanks to eLibrary Minnesota. Libraries rule! 2/4 elibrarymn.org
eLibrary Minnesota
elibrarymn.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you live in Minnesota you have access (no login required) to thousands of journals and ebooks, the full text of the NYT, WaPo, WSJ, Star Tribune (all the way back to the 80s), and much more. All thanks to eLibrary Minnesota. Libraries rule! 2/4 elibrarymn.org
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
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carlin’s bit about driving (slow morons vs fast maniacs) is broadly adaptable, like how anyone less political than me is a dull reactionary who should not be allowed to vote, while anyone more so is a zealot with an axe to grind who also should not be allowed to vote. basically only i get to vote
May 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
carlin’s bit about driving (slow morons vs fast maniacs) is broadly adaptable, like how anyone less political than me is a dull reactionary who should not be allowed to vote, while anyone more so is a zealot with an axe to grind who also should not be allowed to vote. basically only i get to vote
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dog I am actually physically nauseous
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
dog I am actually physically nauseous
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Hey @mayorcarter.bsky.social what the hell? @mayorher.bsky.social are you going to take a stance on this?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey @mayorcarter.bsky.social what the hell? @mayorher.bsky.social are you going to take a stance on this?
years ago i saw a guy on reddit post "you've made it to adulthood when you realize a thousand dollars is a lot of money to need but not a lot of money to have" and man i think about that all the time
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
years ago i saw a guy on reddit post "you've made it to adulthood when you realize a thousand dollars is a lot of money to need but not a lot of money to have" and man i think about that all the time
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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if you were a divorced dad in the 90s you had to read books named shit like "dharma wore a stetson, buddha wore a toque: a hatter's solitude" or they wouldn't let you see your kids
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if you were a divorced dad in the 90s you had to read books named shit like "dharma wore a stetson, buddha wore a toque: a hatter's solitude" or they wouldn't let you see your kids