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What are we supposed to do here, just let them dictate our policies?
What are we supposed to do here, just let them dictate our policies?
I'm all the way petty.
Your tears are sugar for my chai.
I'm all the way petty.
Your tears are sugar for my chai.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
The filibuster is a fig leaf, and without it both parties would be hard pressed to keep many incumbents in office.
The filibuster is a fig leaf, and without it both parties would be hard pressed to keep many incumbents in office.
Taxing the rich works!