I will NOT take estrogen. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me the estrogen, sis
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I will NOT take estrogen. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me the estrogen, sis
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December 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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60 years ago today, A Charlie Brown Christmas aired on CBS.
Here is the original promo as it aired in 1965.
🎄 🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲☃️🎄🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲
Here is the original promo as it aired in 1965.
🎄 🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲☃️🎄🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
60 years ago today, A Charlie Brown Christmas aired on CBS.
Here is the original promo as it aired in 1965.
🎄 🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲☃️🎄🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲
Here is the original promo as it aired in 1965.
🎄 🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲☃️🎄🌲🎄☃️🌲🎄🌲
could johnny appleseed get it?
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
could johnny appleseed get it?
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if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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Fellow parents, how do I get my scientifically inquisitive child to go to sleep/take a nap? The standard fiction of sleep being like time travel has not inspired wonder and she keeps insisting she must return to her studies.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fellow parents, how do I get my scientifically inquisitive child to go to sleep/take a nap? The standard fiction of sleep being like time travel has not inspired wonder and she keeps insisting she must return to her studies.
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
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who’s getting lunch with me here
September 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
who’s getting lunch with me here
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anyone else out there watchin the Classics
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
anyone else out there watchin the Classics
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
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Hey I know this isn't super topical but it took a really long time to make so I'm still announcing it. I finally finished my Mugen custom character of Kyrsten Sinema where all her moves are ☺️👎s and curtsies that hurt you. She also has a hyper attack where she wears a T-shirt that says "WHO FARTED".
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hey I know this isn't super topical but it took a really long time to make so I'm still announcing it. I finally finished my Mugen custom character of Kyrsten Sinema where all her moves are ☺️👎s and curtsies that hurt you. She also has a hyper attack where she wears a T-shirt that says "WHO FARTED".
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making vn is easy you just write a book and then you read back each line from that book and think what facial expression are they making and then you draw each expression and then line by line you add a tag for the face they are making. the best part is you only have to do this a few thousand times
September 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
making vn is easy you just write a book and then you read back each line from that book and think what facial expression are they making and then you draw each expression and then line by line you add a tag for the face they are making. the best part is you only have to do this a few thousand times
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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My latest newsletter is about how Internet culture died, and why the centralization of the web around a handful of large platforms is responsible for making the web a duller, more boring place.
whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-death-...
whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-death-...
The Death of Internet Culture
It's not just you. The web is boring now.
whatwelost.substack.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My latest newsletter is about how Internet culture died, and why the centralization of the web around a handful of large platforms is responsible for making the web a duller, more boring place.
whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-death-...
whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-death-...
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"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!" I just earned the Exhaust Port™ badge on my Disney x Tushy Interactive Bidet
May 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!" I just earned the Exhaust Port™ badge on my Disney x Tushy Interactive Bidet
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select-a-size is good
October 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM
select-a-size is good
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Visiting grandpa at the nursing home: kids nowadays know their steam library more than their local library
Grandpa: I ‘member when they invented the steam engine (He starts choking me) Give me back the amulet
I hiss: your times up, ancient one (louder) hes having another episode
Grandpa: I ‘member when they invented the steam engine (He starts choking me) Give me back the amulet
I hiss: your times up, ancient one (louder) hes having another episode
August 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Visiting grandpa at the nursing home: kids nowadays know their steam library more than their local library
Grandpa: I ‘member when they invented the steam engine (He starts choking me) Give me back the amulet
I hiss: your times up, ancient one (louder) hes having another episode
Grandpa: I ‘member when they invented the steam engine (He starts choking me) Give me back the amulet
I hiss: your times up, ancient one (louder) hes having another episode
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not cutting this one down sorry
September 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
not cutting this one down sorry
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(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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[fishbowl twitter]
betta: opp who mimics my moves exactly has finrot lfg
goldfish 🔒: too fat for my castle
plecostomus: Rose Darling, Daddy Don't, Doctor Wu... Name a better three song run, fucking Christ
betta: opp who mimics my moves exactly has finrot lfg
goldfish 🔒: too fat for my castle
plecostomus: Rose Darling, Daddy Don't, Doctor Wu... Name a better three song run, fucking Christ
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
[fishbowl twitter]
betta: opp who mimics my moves exactly has finrot lfg
goldfish 🔒: too fat for my castle
plecostomus: Rose Darling, Daddy Don't, Doctor Wu... Name a better three song run, fucking Christ
betta: opp who mimics my moves exactly has finrot lfg
goldfish 🔒: too fat for my castle
plecostomus: Rose Darling, Daddy Don't, Doctor Wu... Name a better three song run, fucking Christ
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there should be an official Applebee's game about having a complete 60 minute Applebee's dining experience but you gotta get up and leave if you spot an Anomaly
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
there should be an official Applebee's game about having a complete 60 minute Applebee's dining experience but you gotta get up and leave if you spot an Anomaly
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banjo-tooie, magazine screenshot, n64, games master, magazine (2001) archive.org/details/Game...
July 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
banjo-tooie, magazine screenshot, n64, games master, magazine (2001) archive.org/details/Game...