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The PNW is the only place I know that can have massive flooding and everyone is on Instagram like "damn, this is kinda beautiful"
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
One of the signs that our economy was becoming irredeemable to me was when I started getting nervous to write positive reviews, because the things that made an experience exceptionally good was probably against corporate policy.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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👯‍♀️anxiety sisters👯‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy Giving Tuesday. Enjoy getting bombarded with emails from the schools who bankrupted you begging you for more money even though they're sitting on billions in endowment
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thank you to my beloved streamers for helping me reach my only real new years resolution that fortnite was not in my top 3. We smashed it 😌but for real, I tried to reduce my overall watch hours this year and you all made it incredibly hard with such good times in our little corner of the internet 🥰💜
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me: Hi Dr. Office, I will see you in a few hours and discuss this more in depth, but here are copies of recent tests I've had done, and 10 words saying why I had them done and what they found so this message isn't so random and you don't have to dig

Nurse: bring this up later

Ok.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today I found out CNN now limits free articles across the board and YouTube is checking to make sure im still watching after 20 minutes? The wonders of the world wide web are crumbling every day
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Is it a clique or a friend group that has known each other for years?
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My mom was stunned to find out how much baby formula is. I told her about the cost if diapers and child care. She was almost crying in confusion how one would make it work. I thought, she's finally getting it! Then she asked, you wouldn't let that stop you from having kids right? 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I graduated 4.5 years ago and I'm still discovering news ways my labor as a grad student was stolen. I hope those who seek to take advantage of young and naive students (who look to them as gods among men) have wet socks all winter long
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This should be a surprise to absolutely no one. There's no way anyone doesn't know its the only way prices cam be so cheap, they're just choosing not to think about it
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Every. Last. Name.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not buying the MTG rehabilitation tour. If she wants to be a changed person, she can do it in the private sector
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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if you have a Fortnite crew pass, maybe consider cancelling/pausing it before the h*rry p*tter chapter drops 🫶🏻
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.

Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.

Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Don’t break the picket line!
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And then we wonder why we have to rely on foreign talent
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I can't help but feel like the Dems folding after 40 days is a "fuck you" from what happened on election night. I'm not kidding when I said the career/establishment dems are probably like Cuomo and would reveal themselves with the tiniest bit of pressure. It's time for a New Blue
Watching Cuomo immediately abandon the democrats and flip to racist republican rhetoric reallyyyyy makes me want to challenge all of these career status quo democrats positions. Let's see who they really are
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not the vet playing Landside as I walked in, there goes the last of my mental health today 😭 someone turned it off early lol
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
God it's been so long since SCOTUS has had a good ruling, I was mentally prepared for the anguish of seeing Obergefell fall
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM