Auggie <3
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
I'm about to lose my healthcare and the rep I voted for is... Bird watching. Thanks.
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I'm about to lose my healthcare and the rep I voted for is... Bird watching. Thanks.
The good thing about being a Vikings fan is it gets out all the aggression so you can go back to being Minnesota nice.
Especially that packers game a while back.
Especially that packers game a while back.
As a Minnesotan, I think the Vikings - Bears game has been pretty fun to watch tonight.
December 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The good thing about being a Vikings fan is it gets out all the aggression so you can go back to being Minnesota nice.
Especially that packers game a while back.
Especially that packers game a while back.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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spiderman
spiderman
takes a dump in the spider can
spiderman
takes a dump in the spider can
December 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
spiderman
spiderman
takes a dump in the spider can
spiderman
takes a dump in the spider can
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[old timey Hindenburg guy voice]
oh the humanity 😭
oh the humanity 😭
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
[old timey Hindenburg guy voice]
oh the humanity 😭
oh the humanity 😭
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I bet Abe Lincoln kept a big sandwich under that hat
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I bet Abe Lincoln kept a big sandwich under that hat
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Electronic prescribing has probably saved more lives than most recent health developments 🤣
December 13, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Electronic prescribing has probably saved more lives than most recent health developments 🤣
CHANDLER AND STEPHEN AND ILONA WERE SNUBBED AND I STAND BY THAT
November 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
CHANDLER AND STEPHEN AND ILONA WERE SNUBBED AND I STAND BY THAT
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
Timeline cleanser! The babies <3
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Timeline cleanser! The babies <3
God is good, God is great, let's eat.
The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast
November 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
God is good, God is great, let's eat.
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it’s been months since I heard someone say “nostalgia is a form of mourning” and I’m still not over it
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
it’s been months since I heard someone say “nostalgia is a form of mourning” and I’m still not over it