Angle Victoria
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They're bringing Hublot on
@OriginalPonk on the other place
@OriginalPonk on the other place
'Cause it's a Band C speeding penalty, that's life
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
'Cause it's a Band C speeding penalty, that's life
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“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
We need to stop landfill indie coming back
West Midlands police insist decision to ban Maccabi fans ‘not politically influenced’
West Midlands police insist decision to ban Maccabi fans ‘not politically influenced’
Police leaders defend position after being recalled to give further evidence in second hearing to home affairs committee
Police chiefs facing scrutiny over a decision to ban fans of an Israeli football team from attending a match in Birmingham have insisted the move was not politically influenced.
West Midlands police (WMP) leaders defended their position at the home affairs committee on Tuesday after being recalled to give further evidence over the decision to ban fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv from attending a Europa League match against Aston Villa on 6 November. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We need to stop landfill indie coming back
Ant Man's real name is Anthony Mansfield
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Ant Man's real name is Anthony Mansfield
- Donald Trump has ordered a strike on the capital of Venezuela
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
- Donald Trump has ordered a strike on the capital of Venezuela
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
I'm going to say this. The new Bullseye with Freddie Flintoff is just as magic as the originals. It's got shit darts throwing, badly judged gambling decisions and fucking teasmaids.
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm going to say this. The new Bullseye with Freddie Flintoff is just as magic as the originals. It's got shit darts throwing, badly judged gambling decisions and fucking teasmaids.
And, so this is Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And, so this is Christmas
Oi! Chris Rea..! No!
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oi! Chris Rea..! No!
Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
Whenever Putin wants to keep Trump in check, he phones him up and sings "PISSRAAAAY... PISSRAY!" to the tune of Stingray
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whenever Putin wants to keep Trump in check, he phones him up and sings "PISSRAAAAY... PISSRAY!" to the tune of Stingray
Is it wanking?
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Is it wanking?
The great thing about living on the coast this time of year is that the torrential gales jetwash off all the seagull shit from everything
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The great thing about living on the coast this time of year is that the torrential gales jetwash off all the seagull shit from everything
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It's like all the oncologists want a feel of the worst cancerous bollock they've ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's like all the oncologists want a feel of the worst cancerous bollock they've ever seen.
The flag's upside down, mate
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The flag's upside down, mate
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Beano #1654, March 30, 1974
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Beano #1654, March 30, 1974
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
I used to take my son to an activity which was no more than a 5 minute walk from my house. Yet for weeks, one of the dads insisted that I joined his WhatsApp car pool, which I politely declined over and over again.
Was I the arsehole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Was I the arsehole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hertfordshire Police admit WhatsApp arrest error with £20k payout
A couple unlawfully arrested over complaints about their child's school say police have paid them damages.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I used to take my son to an activity which was no more than a 5 minute walk from my house. Yet for weeks, one of the dads insisted that I joined his WhatsApp car pool, which I politely declined over and over again.
Was I the arsehole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Was I the arsehole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Is there anyone here who ISN'T being followed by Vegplotter? There must be someone. Anyone?
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is there anyone here who ISN'T being followed by Vegplotter? There must be someone. Anyone?