Angle Victoria
@anglevictoria.bsky.social
They're bringing Hublot on
From henceforth, The Night Manager shall be referred to as 'Waitrose James Bond'
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
From henceforth, The Night Manager shall be referred to as 'Waitrose James Bond'
Reposted by Angle Victoria
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
You never hear of people naming their kids Tarzan
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
You never hear of people naming their kids Tarzan
Finally opened my new Spanish tapas restaurant - Stop! Jamón Time
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Finally opened my new Spanish tapas restaurant - Stop! Jamón Time
Just because a buncha boats came. We had boats there too... and what do Greenlandians want with a buncha crappy snow anyhow? We stopped 8 wars
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Just because a buncha boats came. We had boats there too... and what do Greenlandians want with a buncha crappy snow anyhow? We stopped 8 wars
This could have been avoided by giving everyone a medal for taking part, like they do for school sports days
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
This could have been avoided by giving everyone a medal for taking part, like they do for school sports days
Regret to inform that my dog still insists on having a dump in front of Our Lord J H Christ
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Regret to inform that my dog still insists on having a dump in front of Our Lord J H Christ
Woke up this morning wearing hair rollers and wrinkled stockings. Think it's that Nora virus that's going round
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Woke up this morning wearing hair rollers and wrinkled stockings. Think it's that Nora virus that's going round
France there. Controlling its borders and removing unwanted foreigners, as is its right to do so.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
France bans 10 British 'far-right activists' over anti-migrant activity
French officials said actions by members of the Raise the Colours group were likely to cause public disorder.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
France there. Controlling its borders and removing unwanted foreigners, as is its right to do so.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'ave it large, Greenland. Top one. Fooking whale-eating knob'eads.
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Hup era Wonder Stuff at the Brixton Academy
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Hup era Wonder Stuff at the Brixton Academy
I stopped doing narcotics years ago but I've just seen that Pink Floyd at Pompeii is on NowTV and suddenly have a longing for a bit of squidgy black. If that's still a thing
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I stopped doing narcotics years ago but I've just seen that Pink Floyd at Pompeii is on NowTV and suddenly have a longing for a bit of squidgy black. If that's still a thing
'Cause it's a Band C speeding penalty, that's life
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
'Cause it's a Band C speeding penalty, that's life
Reposted by Angle Victoria
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
We need to stop landfill indie coming back
West Midlands police insist decision to ban Maccabi fans ‘not politically influenced’
West Midlands police insist decision to ban Maccabi fans ‘not politically influenced’
Police leaders defend position after being recalled to give further evidence in second hearing to home affairs committee
Police chiefs facing scrutiny over a decision to ban fans of an Israeli football team from attending a match in Birmingham have insisted the move was not politically influenced.
West Midlands police (WMP) leaders defended their position at the home affairs committee on Tuesday after being recalled to give further evidence over the decision to ban fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv from attending a Europa League match against Aston Villa on 6 November. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We need to stop landfill indie coming back
Ant Man's real name is Anthony Mansfield
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Ant Man's real name is Anthony Mansfield
- Donald Trump has ordered a strike on the capital of Venezuela
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
- Donald Trump has ordered a strike on the capital of Venezuela
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
- Caracas?
- Yes. He's completely fucking insane!
I'm going to say this. The new Bullseye with Freddie Flintoff is just as magic as the originals. It's got shit darts throwing, badly judged gambling decisions and fucking teasmaids.
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm going to say this. The new Bullseye with Freddie Flintoff is just as magic as the originals. It's got shit darts throwing, badly judged gambling decisions and fucking teasmaids.
And, so this is Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And, so this is Christmas
Oi! Chris Rea..! No!
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oi! Chris Rea..! No!
Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"