Anissa Newman
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BREAKING: Settlement with the Pentagon to pave the way for 18,000 brave LGBTQ+ veterans discharged under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for their sexuality to receive benefits.
The agreement needs to be finalized but will remove discriminatory sexual orientation indicators from their discharge papers.
The agreement needs to be finalized but will remove discriminatory sexual orientation indicators from their discharge papers.
January 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
BREAKING: Settlement with the Pentagon to pave the way for 18,000 brave LGBTQ+ veterans discharged under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for their sexuality to receive benefits.
The agreement needs to be finalized but will remove discriminatory sexual orientation indicators from their discharge papers.
The agreement needs to be finalized but will remove discriminatory sexual orientation indicators from their discharge papers.
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Music just makes shit better.
December 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Music just makes shit better.
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Santa is a radical leftist.
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Santa is a radical leftist.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
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December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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I love bacon too, ok? I just don’t think making it cheap again is more important than, you know, protecting human rights.
December 14, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I love bacon too, ok? I just don’t think making it cheap again is more important than, you know, protecting human rights.
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Insurance for all your 2000 parts
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Insurance for all your 2000 parts
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Does anyone else find their mornings hijacked by the little New York Times games? I can kill a lot of time playing Spelling Bee, Connections, Strands, Wordle …
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Does anyone else find their mornings hijacked by the little New York Times games? I can kill a lot of time playing Spelling Bee, Connections, Strands, Wordle …
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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New Substack ahead of the release of our new movie Polarized on Wednesday
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
New Substack ahead of the release of our new movie Polarized on Wednesday
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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
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If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
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Why did the dermatologist's insurance premiums go up?
She was making a lot of rash decisions.
She was making a lot of rash decisions.
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Why did the dermatologist's insurance premiums go up?
She was making a lot of rash decisions.
She was making a lot of rash decisions.
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I wanna get lost in your rock & roll & grift away
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I wanna get lost in your rock & roll & grift away
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@mjsdc.bsky.social on the poison pill in attacks on gender affirming care. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Hidden Danger of the Supreme Court’s New Trans Rights Case
The Supreme Court hears arguments on Wednesday in Skrmetti v. U.S.
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December 4, 2024 at 5:17 AM
@mjsdc.bsky.social on the poison pill in attacks on gender affirming care. slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Look at you leading the way Oklahoma
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Look at you leading the way Oklahoma
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Celebrating the holidays in the midst of all the horrible shit that’s happening feels like a conjugal visit.
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Celebrating the holidays in the midst of all the horrible shit that’s happening feels like a conjugal visit.
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You know Hegseth is in a panic when they send mommy onto Fox News to beg Trump to still hire her son
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
You know Hegseth is in a panic when they send mommy onto Fox News to beg Trump to still hire her son