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larryandpaul.bsky.social
⚠️ BREAKING: BBC In Crisis - New Director General Picks Leaked.

🙏🏻 PLEASE like, share and kiss this latest #BrokenNews report.

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LEAKED: BBC Director General Candidates - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. [Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa]. 1 PRESENTER: Now - some disturbing new research has shown 2 PRESENTER: that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK. [Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives  3 PRESENTER: In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage [We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage] 4 PRESENTER: Nigel, what’s your view?  FARAGE: Well I think this very worrying. 5 FARAGE: And just another reason why we should ban all immigration. 6 PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! 7 PRESENTER: Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it? FARAGE: Oop - plug time! PRESENTER: Ha ha 8 FARAGE: Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’. 9 [Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc] FARAGE: It’s a really emotional journey  10 FARAGE: with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...  11 FARAGE: as I answer the question: *Am I the only option for Britain?* 12 [Cut back to studio] PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! [ends]
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
I know I drank a lot in my first year of uni but I've no recollection of Kavannah or Alda.. #totp. I clearly made the right decision based on this shit
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
Oh god.. Not shite box again #totp
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
You know it's a poor episode when Sash is the highlight #totp
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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matthighton.bsky.social
Forget Andor being the best of Star Wars, here’s Mr Blobby instead of Darth Vader in Rogue One.
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
Tomorrow he'll be gone, if only it were sooner #totp
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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cassetteboy.bsky.social
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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mattgreencomedy.com
Right wing activist is shot - who’s to blame?
September 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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larryandpaul.bsky.social
⛔️ SHOCK as PM Sir Keir Starmer Defends Angela Rayner In Latest #RealDailyBriefing.

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BREAKING: The #RealDailyBriefing [4th September 2025] - Larry and Paul
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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September 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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larryandpaul.bsky.social
🔥 SHOCK: UK Cracks Down On Cracking One Out.

👇🏻 Please watch and share the latest report from #BrokenNews.

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UK Cracks Down on Cracking One Out - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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August 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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happytoast.co.uk
I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
Detectorists back to the future mash up
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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larryandpaul.bsky.social
The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.

So would you do us a favour and share?

UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
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UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
A sad day for cycling as #ITV lose free to air #TDF. Would never have gotten into it as a lad when my dad turned onto Channel 4 one day and we watched Greg Lemond win amazing time trial in 1989, to the commentary of the great Phil Ligget. How many are going to be robbed of the chance to enjoy...
July 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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eleanormorton.bsky.social
Trains - if you're British, you know they suck

Please take 1 minute to send We Own It's letter to your MP so they know you want them to fight for a railway that works for us, not shareholders. weownit.org.uk/act-now/grea...
Make Great British Railways Truly Great - take action | We Own It
Passengers need public ownership of rail to truly deliver for them. Here's how your MP can make sure of it.
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July 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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matthighton.bsky.social
Here we go Bluesky my two passions Jaws and Mr Blobby brought together in one video. Could be my best work. #Jaws50
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
british fan chat
cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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rspb.bsky.social
Another day, another Nature or No Nature!

David Lammy, you said you want the UK to set a global example for nature.

Yet funding to protect the albatrosses, penguins, and other wildlife in our overseas territories isn't secure.

So, your question is:
A gameshow-style graphic features David Lammy MP standing behind a glowing blue podium labelled “David” with “NATURE OR NO NATURE” lit up beneath. Above him, the question reads: “Is cutting nature funding the example the UK Govt wants to set for the rest of the world?" The background is a dramatic deep blue with light effects evoking a high-stakes quiz show.
June 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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laticsexile.bsky.social
Swifts have lost more than half their population in 20 years. A simple £35 brick in new builds could help save them. Labour used to support this – now they’re planning to backtrack. Sign the petition now to show them the public still backs this nature-friendly fix:

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Sign the petition: Save Our Swifts
Swifts have lost more than half their population in 20 years. A simple £35 brick in new builds could help save them. Labour used to support this – now they’re planning to backtrack. Sign the petition ...
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May 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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explodingheads.bsky.social
Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.
May 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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welshracer.bsky.social
There is a 159 service: How to call your bank with just three digits – as 'anti-scam' phone number called over a million times: www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/04....
Martin Lewis: How to call your bank with just three digits – as 'anti-scam' phone number called over a million times
One million calls have been made to the '159' anti-scam phone number since its launch in 2021, new figures reveal. MoneySavingExpert.com founder Martin Lewis – one of the well-known faces most used in...
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May 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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larryandpaul.bsky.social
Happy International Jazz Day 🎷

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Jazzball - Larry and Paul
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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April 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
andyukmills.bsky.social
@motomatters.com interesting you reposted the piece about kids playing in the street. We're in Utrecht at the moment. Been to a local park today. Everything amazingly set up for kids. Much better than UK. Such a stunning place too.
April 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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explodingheads.bsky.social
"I worked hard all my life until I retired at 42. And it makes my blood boil that lazy snowflakes don't want to work."

Colin from Portsmouth on the benefits system.
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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wildjustice.bsky.social
Good morning, from the back page of Private Eye magazine!
March 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM