Andy
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HELLO, AVERAGE ACC NETWORK VIEWER. YOUR COLLARS ARE FLOPPY, AND YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET ERECTIONS. YOUR HAIR IS LIKELY THINNING. YOUR HOME DOES NOT HAVE A STONE FACADE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT. CHECK OUT TOMORROW'S MIAMI FOOTBALL PREGAME WHERE WE'LL HAVE ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED BEFORE THE
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
HELLO, AVERAGE ACC NETWORK VIEWER. YOUR COLLARS ARE FLOPPY, AND YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET ERECTIONS. YOUR HAIR IS LIKELY THINNING. YOUR HOME DOES NOT HAVE A STONE FACADE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT. CHECK OUT TOMORROW'S MIAMI FOOTBALL PREGAME WHERE WE'LL HAVE ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED BEFORE THE
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Belichick served his purpose to UNC: He got some donors involved in a way they probably wouldn't have been. Now all parties should just try to wrap this up as soon as possible. It will go down as a funny year or two and maybe UNC can keep some of those donors involved
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Belichick served his purpose to UNC: He got some donors involved in a way they probably wouldn't have been. Now all parties should just try to wrap this up as soon as possible. It will go down as a funny year or two and maybe UNC can keep some of those donors involved
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social how many people do y’all think are watching the Florida/LSU-Real Time With Bill Maher multiview right now
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social how many people do y’all think are watching the Florida/LSU-Real Time With Bill Maher multiview right now
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"Hey boss, i think i see the problem"
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Hey boss, i think i see the problem"
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
Amazing paragraph to come across on Easter Sunday, thank you @jasonkirk.fyi
April 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Amazing paragraph to come across on Easter Sunday, thank you @jasonkirk.fyi
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fastest lap on lap 1
November 24, 2024 at 6:07 AM
fastest lap on lap 1
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This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
@davidjroth.bsky.social CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
lol
NEWS: Wisconsin coach Luke Fickell has fired OC Phil Longo.
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
lol
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As far as I can tell, Louisville-Stanford was the first-ever Cardinal vs Cardinals game. Based on the outcome, the lesson is clear: Singular is better than plural. Triples is no longer best. Focus on you and you alone
November 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
As far as I can tell, Louisville-Stanford was the first-ever Cardinal vs Cardinals game. Based on the outcome, the lesson is clear: Singular is better than plural. Triples is no longer best. Focus on you and you alone
Excited to see how Pitt messes this up
November 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Excited to see how Pitt messes this up
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“A beautiful person with an extremely huge head”
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
“A beautiful person with an extremely huge head”
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NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
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as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself
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