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a.beck
@andrewtbeck.bsky.social
· Apr 23
I'm tellin' ya, fellas, you're gonna want that cowbell on the track.
fuck
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
fuck
Wait, Nicki Minaj is a right wing nutjob?
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wait, Nicki Minaj is a right wing nutjob?
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periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
My least favorite thing about this app is how much contextless commentary there is. I'm not terminally online enough, so half the skeets I see are just these weird non-sequiturs.
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My least favorite thing about this app is how much contextless commentary there is. I'm not terminally online enough, so half the skeets I see are just these weird non-sequiturs.
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Please standby while our analysts review their calculations
May 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please standby while our analysts review their calculations
How does anyone continue to believe these assholes are even a little bit smart when they keep telling on themselves like this?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How does anyone continue to believe these assholes are even a little bit smart when they keep telling on themselves like this?
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
at this point humanity just needs to take a mulligan and try again
A crystal Fabergé egg is expected to sell for more than $40 million: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-28/crystal-faberg%C3%A9-egg-expected-to-sell-for-more-than-40-million/106078696
A crystal Fabergé egg is expected to sell for more than $40 million
The egg is covered in a snowflake motif. It was designed to open up to reveal a surprise — an intricately made bouquet of flowers.
www.abc.net.au
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
at this point humanity just needs to take a mulligan and try again
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The dolphins are getting Alzheimer’s from algae blooms
caused by warming waters and toxic runoff
and you could see the bloodstains in Sudan
from space.
The cobalt is mined by children
and the music is made by robots
and the grownups are wondering
where the fireflies went.
caused by warming waters and toxic runoff
and you could see the bloodstains in Sudan
from space.
The cobalt is mined by children
and the music is made by robots
and the grownups are wondering
where the fireflies went.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The dolphins are getting Alzheimer’s from algae blooms
caused by warming waters and toxic runoff
and you could see the bloodstains in Sudan
from space.
The cobalt is mined by children
and the music is made by robots
and the grownups are wondering
where the fireflies went.
caused by warming waters and toxic runoff
and you could see the bloodstains in Sudan
from space.
The cobalt is mined by children
and the music is made by robots
and the grownups are wondering
where the fireflies went.
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
Ok but where can I get one of these shirts though?
Source: Australian Broadcasting Corporation
search.app/qRdQo
Source: Australian Broadcasting Corporation
search.app/qRdQo
Wine body sorry for 'disappointing' T-shirts bearing 'irresponsible' messaging
The Coonawarra Vignerons, in South Australia's South East, has deleted a post which attracted controversy for celebrating binge drinking.
search.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ok but where can I get one of these shirts though?
Source: Australian Broadcasting Corporation
search.app/qRdQo
Source: Australian Broadcasting Corporation
search.app/qRdQo
Fuck this guy, fuck his propaganda, fuck his racism, and absolutely fuck anyone and everyone that votes for assholes like this.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Fuck this guy, fuck his propaganda, fuck his racism, and absolutely fuck anyone and everyone that votes for assholes like this.
What the fuck do these things have to do with each other, you may ask, after reading this seemingly normal headline.
Nothing. At. All.
So dumb.
Nothing. At. All.
So dumb.
Cruise ship had mechanical issues before grandmother's death on island: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-03/coral-adventurer-mechanical-problems-passeger-death/105965482
Cruise ship had mechanical issues before grandmother's death on island
Passengers have left the the ill-fated circumnavigation of the Coral Adventurer following the death of Suzanne Rees. Ongoing mechanical problems have cut the journey short and the ship is returning south from the Torres Strait.
www.abc.net.au
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
What the fuck do these things have to do with each other, you may ask, after reading this seemingly normal headline.
Nothing. At. All.
So dumb.
Nothing. At. All.
So dumb.
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It doesn’t get more pathetic than this. What a complete loser.
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It doesn’t get more pathetic than this. What a complete loser.
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
Remember: if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Remember: if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.
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Pete Hegseth just murdered more people and we have to take his word for it that they deserved it.
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pete Hegseth just murdered more people and we have to take his word for it that they deserved it.
As if we didn't already have enough reason to hate shark nets:
Humpback whale found dead tangled in shark net at Coledale north of Wollongong - ABC News share.google/t6KiZuCCcEX2...
Humpback whale found dead tangled in shark net at Coledale north of Wollongong - ABC News share.google/t6KiZuCCcEX2...
Humpback whale found dead in shark net off NSW beach
The discovery of a dead whale entangled in a shark net off Coledale Beach ignites fresh debate on New South Wales's controversial shark net program.
share.google
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As if we didn't already have enough reason to hate shark nets:
Humpback whale found dead tangled in shark net at Coledale north of Wollongong - ABC News share.google/t6KiZuCCcEX2...
Humpback whale found dead tangled in shark net at Coledale north of Wollongong - ABC News share.google/t6KiZuCCcEX2...
If my name was Denis I think I'd spell it with 2 N's.
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If my name was Denis I think I'd spell it with 2 N's.
When the US finally implodes I hope the west coast and Hawaii get to secede.
The US hit an all-time high $38 trillion in national debt, thanks to Donald trump.
This marks a +$500 Billion jump in October, or +$23 billion per day, again, thanks to Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is bad for the economy, business, and your pocket. Support MAGA, lose money.
This marks a +$500 Billion jump in October, or +$23 billion per day, again, thanks to Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is bad for the economy, business, and your pocket. Support MAGA, lose money.
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
When the US finally implodes I hope the west coast and Hawaii get to secede.
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If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
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"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
Whoever is writing reality at the moment: some of this stuff is a little on the nose.
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Whoever is writing reality at the moment: some of this stuff is a little on the nose.