ill tempered cobra chicken
@andgracetoo.bsky.social
Healthcare worker. Lavender gardener. BlueJays fan. Halloween nerd. Art dabbler. Enthusiastic swearer. Probably yelling at a printer. Cheese addict. A general mess.
Last of the lavender buds picked. Time to make the brew.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Last of the lavender buds picked. Time to make the brew.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
TintTyrant was working his way thru the remainder of his Halloween candy & came across & old school pixie stick. Hell no. Those things turn you whacko.
Eat some fruit.
Eat some fruit.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
TintTyrant was working his way thru the remainder of his Halloween candy & came across & old school pixie stick. Hell no. Those things turn you whacko.
Eat some fruit.
Eat some fruit.
The person encouraging the "Farmer Protest" in my area was asked several times what they were protesting. "If you don't know that's your problem" or something about MSM. At most you got a hodgepodge of pandemic era conspiracies & grievances. Sometimes its just clout seeking. Social media as a stage.
these people really are village idiots. Ask them what they're objecting to. They won't have any coherent answer.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The person encouraging the "Farmer Protest" in my area was asked several times what they were protesting. "If you don't know that's your problem" or something about MSM. At most you got a hodgepodge of pandemic era conspiracies & grievances. Sometimes its just clout seeking. Social media as a stage.
Mamdani has bewitched him.
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Mamdani has bewitched him.
🎶Now I've heard there was a secret cord that David used, and he met his Lord🎶
a reminder as the temps get cooler:
if you find yourself in need of a 'male male extension cord' you fucked up stringing your lights and you will die if you try to procure one www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/...
if you find yourself in need of a 'male male extension cord' you fucked up stringing your lights and you will die if you try to procure one www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/...
Why 'Suicide' Extension Cords Are So Dangerous - Consumer Reports
Consumer Reports explains why male-to-male extension cords are so dangerous and tells you what to use instead of a so-called suicide cord to connect a generator safely to your home.
www.consumerreports.org
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🎶Now I've heard there was a secret cord that David used, and he met his Lord🎶
10 village idiots standing on a 401 overpass in Windsor with Fuck Carney flags. I'm actually embarassed for the Clownvoy redo. Just pathetic.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
10 village idiots standing on a 401 overpass in Windsor with Fuck Carney flags. I'm actually embarassed for the Clownvoy redo. Just pathetic.
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This is weird and lovely and will effectively counteract the latest Nuzzi-Lizza horrorshow.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is weird and lovely and will effectively counteract the latest Nuzzi-Lizza horrorshow.
Thank you. This was delightful. Anyone who clicked on that other link floating around and learned what felching is, google this and cleanse your soul.
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thank you. This was delightful. Anyone who clicked on that other link floating around and learned what felching is, google this and cleanse your soul.
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Imagine living in a proper country
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Imagine living in a proper country
god damn it, I could have gone my entire life without ever knowing what felching is.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
god damn it, I could have gone my entire life without ever knowing what felching is.
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*Mortal Kombat voice* Flawless Victory
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*Mortal Kombat voice* Flawless Victory
Its my sock sack of shame. Just lonely single socks looking for a connection that will never happen. Good bye. Finally letting go.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Its my sock sack of shame. Just lonely single socks looking for a connection that will never happen. Good bye. Finally letting go.
The holidays are going to be fun.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The holidays are going to be fun.
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the thread just keeps getting better from here
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the thread just keeps getting better from here
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario
*anything*
It's over. Its fucking gone.
WOO HOO!
WOO HOO!
Put something up on FB marketplace & now I am forced to deal with just the worst kind of weirdos. Its a free TV and no I will not drive it your home an hr away and no, I will not schedule a pick up at 2 am. What is wrong with these freaks?
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's over. Its fucking gone.
WOO HOO!
WOO HOO!
Not going to be surprised by any of the names on the list. Life experience has informed me that men doing awful shit is the least surprising thing ever.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not going to be surprised by any of the names on the list. Life experience has informed me that men doing awful shit is the least surprising thing ever.
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This guy. What a wanker.
Hoekstra accuses Canada of meddling in U.S. politics, says restarting trade talks 'not going to be easy' | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra continued to lash out against the ad campaign that infuriated his president and abruptly ended trade negotiations while on stage in Ottawa Wednesday, accusing C...
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This guy. What a wanker.
Little bit of summer still holding on.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Little bit of summer still holding on.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
same goes for good jars
Trying to clean & organize but what I am actually doing is making a new pile of "good" boxes that I might use in the future.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
same goes for good jars
Trying to clean & organize but what I am actually doing is making a new pile of "good" boxes that I might use in the future.
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trying to clean & organize but what I am actually doing is making a new pile of "good" boxes that I might use in the future.
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Put something up on FB marketplace & now I am forced to deal with just the worst kind of weirdos. Its a free TV and no I will not drive it your home an hr away and no, I will not schedule a pick up at 2 am. What is wrong with these freaks?
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Put something up on FB marketplace & now I am forced to deal with just the worst kind of weirdos. Its a free TV and no I will not drive it your home an hr away and no, I will not schedule a pick up at 2 am. What is wrong with these freaks?