the Anarchist Arborist
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Abolishing cops is self-preservation | Certified Arborist | Anarchist | Human | Build communities | Listen to the trees
Superstar Car Wash sounds like a late-90s/early-00s TV drama soundtrack (neutral)
Lonerism stopped me in my tracks (complimentary). Apparently im a sucker for synths...
Mordechai is after lunch
Lonerism stopped me in my tracks (complimentary). Apparently im a sucker for synths...
Mordechai is after lunch
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Shake Your Money Maker by the Black Crowes. Superstar Car Wash by the Goo Goo Dolls, Lonerism by Tame Impala, Mordechai by Khruangbin, Blackstar by Mos Def and Talib Kweli, Shrines by Purity Ring and Dear Science by TV on the Radio. Enjoy!
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Superstar Car Wash sounds like a late-90s/early-00s TV drama soundtrack (neutral)
Lonerism stopped me in my tracks (complimentary). Apparently im a sucker for synths...
Mordechai is after lunch
Lonerism stopped me in my tracks (complimentary). Apparently im a sucker for synths...
Mordechai is after lunch
Here we go
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here we go
Give me album recommendations. Any or all:
Easy: any album you recommend from any artist
Medium: it was released pre-2000
Hard: its not a mainstream/well-known album, even if the artist is
I'll listen to them at work!
Easy: any album you recommend from any artist
Medium: it was released pre-2000
Hard: its not a mainstream/well-known album, even if the artist is
I'll listen to them at work!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Give me album recommendations. Any or all:
Easy: any album you recommend from any artist
Medium: it was released pre-2000
Hard: its not a mainstream/well-known album, even if the artist is
I'll listen to them at work!
Easy: any album you recommend from any artist
Medium: it was released pre-2000
Hard: its not a mainstream/well-known album, even if the artist is
I'll listen to them at work!
Probably a cow, or a horse
Or a Great Dan the size of a horse my high school buddy had
Or a Great Dan the size of a horse my high school buddy had
What's the largest mammal you've ever touched with your hands?
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Probably a cow, or a horse
Or a Great Dan the size of a horse my high school buddy had
Or a Great Dan the size of a horse my high school buddy had
Tea has been spilled at work. Suspicions have been confirmed. High school truly does never end (for some people)
Silver lining: I interact with exponentially fewer people like that now.
Silver lining: I interact with exponentially fewer people like that now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tea has been spilled at work. Suspicions have been confirmed. High school truly does never end (for some people)
Silver lining: I interact with exponentially fewer people like that now.
Silver lining: I interact with exponentially fewer people like that now.
LMAO no fucking way did California just release a radio ad that sounds JUST LIKE a jewelry store commercial!
Its about data privacy in the end, but literally "they got me in the first half, not gonna lie" meme IRL
Its about data privacy in the end, but literally "they got me in the first half, not gonna lie" meme IRL
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
LMAO no fucking way did California just release a radio ad that sounds JUST LIKE a jewelry store commercial!
Its about data privacy in the end, but literally "they got me in the first half, not gonna lie" meme IRL
Its about data privacy in the end, but literally "they got me in the first half, not gonna lie" meme IRL
How do trees and politics interact?
Trees are considered infrastructure to cities. Cities are politics
Some cities lay out well-planned budgets and Urban Forestry plans
Some cities are more reactionary and wait for things to happen before tre maintenance, like limbs falling or a tree dying
Trees are considered infrastructure to cities. Cities are politics
Some cities lay out well-planned budgets and Urban Forestry plans
Some cities are more reactionary and wait for things to happen before tre maintenance, like limbs falling or a tree dying
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How do trees and politics interact?
Trees are considered infrastructure to cities. Cities are politics
Some cities lay out well-planned budgets and Urban Forestry plans
Some cities are more reactionary and wait for things to happen before tre maintenance, like limbs falling or a tree dying
Trees are considered infrastructure to cities. Cities are politics
Some cities lay out well-planned budgets and Urban Forestry plans
Some cities are more reactionary and wait for things to happen before tre maintenance, like limbs falling or a tree dying
I am pleased to announce that I average only about 8% of my writing that *could be* AI-generated. I took various old writings of mine, some from 10+ years ago and ran them through a checker.
Thats not too bad. Some of my newer writings even got 0%.
Thats not too bad. Some of my newer writings even got 0%.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am pleased to announce that I average only about 8% of my writing that *could be* AI-generated. I took various old writings of mine, some from 10+ years ago and ran them through a checker.
Thats not too bad. Some of my newer writings even got 0%.
Thats not too bad. Some of my newer writings even got 0%.
US is a monarchy now, huh?
“Blending family and governance”, @nytimes.com? Really? Is that how you spell “corruption” in NYC?
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
US is a monarchy now, huh?
Its amazing how much better my mental health is after being switched positions at work
Its literally night and day. I actually have space in my head for family and friends
Also, I may have had a toxic relationship with my former position....
Its literally night and day. I actually have space in my head for family and friends
Also, I may have had a toxic relationship with my former position....
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Its amazing how much better my mental health is after being switched positions at work
Its literally night and day. I actually have space in my head for family and friends
Also, I may have had a toxic relationship with my former position....
Its literally night and day. I actually have space in my head for family and friends
Also, I may have had a toxic relationship with my former position....
Church actually warned me about shit like this when I was growing up. As early as the mid-90s
Im not religious anymore (at least traditionally) so that makes funny AND sad at the same time
Im not religious anymore (at least traditionally) so that makes funny AND sad at the same time
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Church actually warned me about shit like this when I was growing up. As early as the mid-90s
Im not religious anymore (at least traditionally) so that makes funny AND sad at the same time
Im not religious anymore (at least traditionally) so that makes funny AND sad at the same time
Resident: "Are you with PG&E?"
Me:
Me:
a bald man says " i took that personally "
Alt: a bald man says " i took that personally "
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Resident: "Are you with PG&E?"
Me:
Me:
"You are a welcome guest at any..."
If im understanding correctly, the list before the underlined portion is other places they can go.
The system that protects these pedophiles and rapists is global in reach. And idk if everyone realizes that
If im understanding correctly, the list before the underlined portion is other places they can go.
The system that protects these pedophiles and rapists is global in reach. And idk if everyone realizes that
![The same email that is in the quoted post, with "you are a welcome guest at any..." from the most recent email underlined in red.
Full text copied/pasted below:
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Kathy Ruemmier
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Re:
Importance:
High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effectively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too.....I'll be here all weck - you may get sick of me...just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jcevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit,. this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep purce (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), Icon black, woody, you are a welcome guest at any.... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler <
• wrote:
Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:09 AM, "jeffrey E," < jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward.
financial
professional, motional. and
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
• wrote:
Sent from my iPad
On Sep 19, 2014, at 1:21 AM, "jeffrey E." < jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
You need to talk to boss
please note
The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE
Unauthorized use. disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in …](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:menxi2t7oj2dq6omohj2pqsv/bafkreie7hot5orppxc5wott53hkdjl2fywoxojo4hwptu6k4su6vjkjplu@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"You are a welcome guest at any..."
If im understanding correctly, the list before the underlined portion is other places they can go.
The system that protects these pedophiles and rapists is global in reach. And idk if everyone realizes that
If im understanding correctly, the list before the underlined portion is other places they can go.
The system that protects these pedophiles and rapists is global in reach. And idk if everyone realizes that
We have pedophile rapist politicians who protect their own
It takes a "Support and Sympathy" system for these things to continue. (This is what I called it in my hear while typing this post. Idk if thats actual terminology)
It takes a "Support and Sympathy" system for these things to continue. (This is what I called it in my hear while typing this post. Idk if thats actual terminology)
We have a pedophile rapist president.
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We have pedophile rapist politicians who protect their own
It takes a "Support and Sympathy" system for these things to continue. (This is what I called it in my hear while typing this post. Idk if thats actual terminology)
It takes a "Support and Sympathy" system for these things to continue. (This is what I called it in my hear while typing this post. Idk if thats actual terminology)
Car was tailgating me while I was going 10 over the limit
So i move over to let them pass, and i see the "Police" decals
Anyway, I tailgated them for like 10 miles, still going 10-15 over
Its like, what are we doing here? Why is a cop approaching criminal speed as a regular vehicle in traffic?
So i move over to let them pass, and i see the "Police" decals
Anyway, I tailgated them for like 10 miles, still going 10-15 over
Its like, what are we doing here? Why is a cop approaching criminal speed as a regular vehicle in traffic?
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Car was tailgating me while I was going 10 over the limit
So i move over to let them pass, and i see the "Police" decals
Anyway, I tailgated them for like 10 miles, still going 10-15 over
Its like, what are we doing here? Why is a cop approaching criminal speed as a regular vehicle in traffic?
So i move over to let them pass, and i see the "Police" decals
Anyway, I tailgated them for like 10 miles, still going 10-15 over
Its like, what are we doing here? Why is a cop approaching criminal speed as a regular vehicle in traffic?
Reposted by the Anarchist Arborist
Republicans are literally getting booed in public by their own constituents and Democrats caved. Democrats will never hold power in the federal government ever again. A permanent minority party that will make sure that no party that actually opposes fascism can be viable. Collaborators for fascism.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Republicans are literally getting booed in public by their own constituents and Democrats caved. Democrats will never hold power in the federal government ever again. A permanent minority party that will make sure that no party that actually opposes fascism can be viable. Collaborators for fascism.
Democrats just caved
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Democrats just caved
Love it when a search result is like "Its best to consult a Certified Arborist for what you're trying to do"
Like mfer thats me!! I've already consulted myself and idk the answer. Now Im ATTEMPTING to consult the cumulative knowledge of humanity. You're not being helpful with that atm
(Rant over)
Like mfer thats me!! I've already consulted myself and idk the answer. Now Im ATTEMPTING to consult the cumulative knowledge of humanity. You're not being helpful with that atm
(Rant over)
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Love it when a search result is like "Its best to consult a Certified Arborist for what you're trying to do"
Like mfer thats me!! I've already consulted myself and idk the answer. Now Im ATTEMPTING to consult the cumulative knowledge of humanity. You're not being helpful with that atm
(Rant over)
Like mfer thats me!! I've already consulted myself and idk the answer. Now Im ATTEMPTING to consult the cumulative knowledge of humanity. You're not being helpful with that atm
(Rant over)
10 minutes *before* my shift: drinks a metric shit ton of coffee before starting work
30 minutes *into* my shift, thinking: "Why do I need to go to the bathroom so damn bad?"
-shrugs and continues drinking coffee-
30 minutes *into* my shift, thinking: "Why do I need to go to the bathroom so damn bad?"
-shrugs and continues drinking coffee-
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
10 minutes *before* my shift: drinks a metric shit ton of coffee before starting work
30 minutes *into* my shift, thinking: "Why do I need to go to the bathroom so damn bad?"
-shrugs and continues drinking coffee-
30 minutes *into* my shift, thinking: "Why do I need to go to the bathroom so damn bad?"
-shrugs and continues drinking coffee-
My god, the stress level difference between my old position and my current one is literally night and day
Its more lonely because im not with a crew all day, but thats also what makes it less stressful: nobody to be responsible for except me
Its more lonely because im not with a crew all day, but thats also what makes it less stressful: nobody to be responsible for except me
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My god, the stress level difference between my old position and my current one is literally night and day
Its more lonely because im not with a crew all day, but thats also what makes it less stressful: nobody to be responsible for except me
Its more lonely because im not with a crew all day, but thats also what makes it less stressful: nobody to be responsible for except me
So is this due to ads, or is this due to Google/YouTube pushing right-wing media onto their viewers?
I watch/listen up to 8 hours of YouTube a day sometimes, but I dont allow ads and I do my best to stay away from anything remotely right-wing.
(Does Warhammer lore count as right-wing...?)
I watch/listen up to 8 hours of YouTube a day sometimes, but I dont allow ads and I do my best to stay away from anything remotely right-wing.
(Does Warhammer lore count as right-wing...?)
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So is this due to ads, or is this due to Google/YouTube pushing right-wing media onto their viewers?
I watch/listen up to 8 hours of YouTube a day sometimes, but I dont allow ads and I do my best to stay away from anything remotely right-wing.
(Does Warhammer lore count as right-wing...?)
I watch/listen up to 8 hours of YouTube a day sometimes, but I dont allow ads and I do my best to stay away from anything remotely right-wing.
(Does Warhammer lore count as right-wing...?)
Old job: Managing a crew of 3-4 other people, inc. keeping morale up, training, minimize downtime, hit Q̶u̶o̶t̶a̶s̶ - "job goals" of X # of trees per person per day
New job: Look at tree, input data about tree, walk to next tree, repeat. Track progress digitally, manage a crew of 1, (me) Job goals? 🤷♂️
New job: Look at tree, input data about tree, walk to next tree, repeat. Track progress digitally, manage a crew of 1, (me) Job goals? 🤷♂️
New adventures await Monday morning! Easier work, AND more in align with my new A.S. in GIS degree!
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Old job: Managing a crew of 3-4 other people, inc. keeping morale up, training, minimize downtime, hit Q̶u̶o̶t̶a̶s̶ - "job goals" of X # of trees per person per day
New job: Look at tree, input data about tree, walk to next tree, repeat. Track progress digitally, manage a crew of 1, (me) Job goals? 🤷♂️
New job: Look at tree, input data about tree, walk to next tree, repeat. Track progress digitally, manage a crew of 1, (me) Job goals? 🤷♂️
Reposted by the Anarchist Arborist
They really want people to starve don’t they
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They really want people to starve don’t they
Reposted by the Anarchist Arborist
millions of americans are jumping into nazi shit with eyes wide open, simply because it feeds the black hole in their hearts that will do *anything* to feel even an ounce of violent dominance
you cannot fix them with simple education, you have to entirely rebuild their personalities
(or… you know)
you cannot fix them with simple education, you have to entirely rebuild their personalities
(or… you know)
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
millions of americans are jumping into nazi shit with eyes wide open, simply because it feeds the black hole in their hearts that will do *anything* to feel even an ounce of violent dominance
you cannot fix them with simple education, you have to entirely rebuild their personalities
(or… you know)
you cannot fix them with simple education, you have to entirely rebuild their personalities
(or… you know)
New adventures await Monday morning! Easier work, AND more in align with my new A.S. in GIS degree!
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
New adventures await Monday morning! Easier work, AND more in align with my new A.S. in GIS degree!
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)
(I got moved areas and positions, so now I've got data collection position like 50 miles south from where I *was* running a production crew up until now.)